Question game

[Black Jeebus]

Sure if you give me $30 for mine.

Or do you want the nicer $50 version?

[Go? Fencing?]

I want the version that comes with someone to use it for me. You know how I am about handheld power tools.

Do you really have a "redneck-hick" accent?

[Black Jeebus]

No. I have been told by many people of the non-Southern persuasion they like my accent. Apparently my Southern accent only pokes its head out right at the end of my words, which apparently draws people into what I'm saying. All of this comes from people who may or may not have been entirely truthful.

Do you really imagine me as having a redneck-hick accent?

[Go? Fencing?]

Not at all. You just imagine me as imagining you as having that accent.

What do you think is the coolest accent?

[Black Jeebus]

I don't know about coolest. But one of my favorites for sexiest is Brittish. Brittish girls can be either really cute and innocent or naughty and dirty. And I like both!

Was that not what you were looking for?

[Go? Fencing?]

That was just fine, thanks.

Ever make mud pies?

[Black Jeebus]

Oh yeah. We also used to make mud-angels, you know since we don't get snow too often.

Have you ever made a mud-angel?

[Go? Fencing?]

Nope. Is it fun?

[Black Jeebus]

Well it's like making snow angels, only dirtier, and harder to get just right. Particularly because if you are using the super sloshy dirt that means it's usually below the water level, so the water pours in and hides the mud-angels you so laboriously flailed out.

Do you think mud-angels are somehow less powerful than snow-angels?

[Go? Fencing?]

Is a mud golem less powerful than a rock golem?

[Black Jeebus]

Usually, although a mud golem could feasibly act as a better guardian since they could slip travel through cracks in whatever they are guarding. Unless of course you use golems with the rock-swimming ability.

Can your rock golems swim through rock?

[Go? Fencing?]

My golems are absolutely splendiferous.

Ever try to visualize the fourth dimension?

[epeeisky]

I have seen 4D. They have a 4D ultrasound machine at the place I work and I have seen some printouts from it.

Want to write a college essay for me? I pay very well, maybe even 5 dollars!

[Go? Fencing?]

What's it on?

[Tazz]

A politician from the 20th century.

Do you have a favourite word?

[latenight]

A politician from the 20th century.

Do you have a favourite word?

Wicked.




Do you?

[Tazz]

Hippopotamus... haha.. and um.. miaaw.

Is this song only wistful thinking?

[latenight]

Hippopotamus... haha.. and um.. miaaw.

Is this song only wistful thinking?

I don't know, I can't remember that line.


What color hippo?

[Tazz]

Hmm the coloUr shall be.. black.

What made you think it was a lyric?

[latenight]

Hmm the coloUr shall be.. black.

What made you think it was a lyric?

because it seems out of place, but even I can be wrong

You know I missed omniscience class at god school, right?


good color choice btw!