Question game

[Go? Fencing?]

Sure, but I'm also lazy. Lazy like a fencer!

Remember how I wanted to make a poll asking if fencers were lazy, but I was too lazy to do it?

[Black Jeebus]

Not particularly.

Do you think I could convince anyone to call me Captain Stupendous Pants?

[Go? Fencing?]

Yes, but the real question is,

Are your pants truly stupendous?

[Black Jeebus]

Not only are they stupendous they are stupendularly stupendous!

All bow before Captain Stupendous Pants?

[Go? Fencing?]

Hmm...

do your pants have suspenders?

[Black Jeebus]

They need no suspenders they stay at waist height with no assistance that is only one of their awesome powers.

What is your super hero name?

[Zilverzmurfen]

What is your super hero name?

Zilverzmurfen.


Total shocker, eh?

[Tazz]

So, like totally.. like yea.

What would you do if the mouse said boo?

[Black Jeebus]

Probably run away, that or kill it with a machete in a secret voodoo ritual.

What is that voodoo that you do?

[Fencergrl]

What’s it to you?

[Black Jeebus]

I just wanna get to know how you do that voodoo that you do so well.

Would it be too dorky to get 1337 HAX stenciled on the back of my practice lame?

[JackOfHearts]

I don't think so. Just don't overdo it. For example: 1337 h4x0r, 0M6 W7F!!11!1!1!1!!1. Then again, you'd probably run out of space with all those ! and 1s.

Would you consider yourself 1337?

[Go? Fencing?]

Only in some ways.

Do you have good posture?

[JackOfHearts]

I'm some what of a sloucher. Guess it's because I'm kinda on the tall side. I was often told to "Get down here! You make me feel so short!".

If the situation calls for it, say a mugger or something, with no visible weapon, are you more likely to fight or flee?

[Go? Fencing?]

Flee, but I wouldn't hesitate to fight if I was forced into a situation where that became necessary.

If you got challenged to a duel to the death and you got to pick the weapon, what would you choose?

[JackOfHearts]

Depends on my opponent, but I'm trusting enough in my skill with the foil to fight to the death if need be.

How about you?

[Dmitrivna]

I'd run for it!!! I've only been fencing like half a year!!! Otherwise, it'd be a foil, considering its the only one i know how to use!

What weapon would you most like to perfect? (err.. you get it, lol)

[JackOfHearts]

Heh, why pick one, I'd rather perfect them all! Foil, epee, saber, samurai sword, if it's bladed, I want to master it. I think it'd be pretty swift to learn different styles anyways.

What would be the name of your nefarious arch enemy? (assuming you don't have one)

[Go? Fencing?]

Nilaan. Long story.

Yours?

[JackOfHearts]

The name Alex comes to mind... otherwise, I dunno.

So it's not a story you'd care to share?