12-26-2005, 03:54 AM
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#17121 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| Well he was acting pretty homo there...You'd be impressed if you'd seen what he can do with a wine bottle.
*shudders*
Should I give up on her? | 
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12-26-2005, 03:56 AM
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#17122 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
Posts: 2,071
| Wow. That's kind of hot.
Do something mushy to/with her, like a love letter. Chicks love that ****. If it doesn't do a thing. Give up on her.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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12-26-2005, 03:57 AM
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#17123 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| Why didn't you ask a question? | |
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12-26-2005, 03:59 AM
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#17124 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
Posts: 2,071
| I forgot, mea culpa.
What didja get for Christmas?
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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12-26-2005, 04:01 AM
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#17125 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| A month ago I got an iPod video as an early Christmas, but that was stolen 2 weeks later.
I got $20 in the mail, from my grandma.
Isn't ambiguity great? I love using it as a tool to pry information out of people. How about you? | |
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12-26-2005, 04:01 AM
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#17126 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| A sweet motorcycle jacket. 
Edit: ambiguity can be fun. Though confusing if the other person is good at it as well.
What did you want but didn't get?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:04 AM
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#17127 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| (assuming you'll edit your post to answer my question)
I wanted a girlfriend, but that isn't going to happen  Oh well
How soon is now? | |
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12-26-2005, 04:05 AM
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#17128 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| Immediately.
Why do you always feel the need to doubt yourself?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:05 AM
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#17129 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
Posts: 2,071
| I agree.
[me] "Jessica told me everything you guys talked about yesterday!" (completely untrue)
[droog] "What?! What did she say?"
[me] "Well, she said it was all your fault!"
[droog] "Uh, she was the one who lied about taking birth control."
[me] "What?!"
Yup.
Why was your iPod stolen?
EDIT
*aw ****, too late*
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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12-26-2005, 04:08 AM
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#17130 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| I doubt myself because I've been picked on forever.
My iPod was stolen because the Administration at my school is to lazy to do anything about the lockerroom thefts, therefore my locker got raided by some greedy b***ard
Are fickle girls worth my time? | |
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12-26-2005, 04:14 AM
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#17131 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| Being a guy that's been pursuing this one fickle girl off an on for a long time, I'll have to say NO, but your results may vary depending on the girl. Its never worked out for me.
Is it a bad sign if your neck cracks loud enough to be heard from the next room?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:17 AM
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#17132 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| Only if you can't feel your legs afterwards.
Is there anything at Target I can buy with a $20 gift card? | |
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12-26-2005, 04:20 AM
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#17133 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| A DVD, or a cd, or 4 boxes of choxie (I havent heard any good reviews about that chocolate, though), a nice picture frame, some underwear, a nice shirt, and a few other things. I got a $35 giftcard, and I have a discount thanks to my employment there, so my options are a bit more open.  
Where would you rather have a gift card to?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:24 AM
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#17134 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| Somewhere where they sell cheap stun guns. I want one. Bad.
I should make one in my electronics class.
Or GameStop, that would work.
Anyway, what was the last thing you were made fun of for? (if anything) | |
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12-26-2005, 04:26 AM
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#17135 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| Stopping some punks from tagging the metro. They called me a fag as they were running from the bus, so I guess that would fit.
Did you know you can make a stun gun from a disposable camera?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:27 AM
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#17136 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| Yeah, but thats just a capacitor. And it doesn't hurt very much.
Do you like, and/or know who Morrissey is? | |
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12-26-2005, 04:30 AM
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#17137 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| Not a clue.
Care to enlighten me?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:33 AM
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#17138 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey">This is what Wikipedia says</a>
He's my favorite artist.
Who is this girl you're pining over, and why do you like her so much? | |
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12-26-2005, 04:36 AM
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#17139 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| I'll answer if you do, agreed?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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12-26-2005, 04:37 AM
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#17140 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 223
| Certainly. | |
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