12-27-2004, 03:33 AM
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| Cross country. I can't ride.
I say there, what's twelve by pies?
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12-27-2004, 03:50 AM
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#142 | | Senior Member
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| err 12 pies m'lord.....
Why am I melting?
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12-27-2004, 04:10 AM
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#143 | | Senior Member
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| Someone poured water over you.
Who is your favorite Fraggle?
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12-27-2004, 07:09 AM
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#144 | | Senior Member
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| *tick* (?)
How much is 17*25+36/(254-65*99)=?
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12-27-2004, 08:14 AM
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#145 | | Senior Member
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How does 6*9=42?
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12-27-2004, 10:20 AM
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#146 | | Senior Member
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| err it doesnt - unless both my calculators, my memory and my maths book are wrong.
Am I wrong?
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12-27-2004, 10:46 AM
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#147 | | Senior Member
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| Zelda is never wrong!!
Why was the early morning invented? (arg)
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12-27-2004, 11:03 AM
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#148 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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| That has yet to be revealed...
Why am I always so tired on these early mornings?
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12-27-2004, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Because deep down he realizes that " having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true". A dream attained loses much of it's appeal. An awfully cynical attitude for the Christmas season, but there you go.
What KIND of a monkey would you buy me if you had a million dollars? |
Ummmmmm-NOPE.
Because you stay out way to late with the young men!
Why do I have to work today, damn it? | |
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12-27-2004, 01:21 PM
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#150 | | Senior Member
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| Because your probablly not going to bed at a decent hour. How can boy scouts expect the unexpected without expecting it?  | |
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12-27-2004, 01:35 PM
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#151 | | Senior Member
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| Because Boy Scouts are poofters (the uniforms turn me on, though).
Why is this so funny? The Mercy of Admiral Schlork
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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12-27-2004, 02:37 PM
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#152 | | Senior Member
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| Because everyone likes to frag puppies.
Why does everyone like to frag puppies? | |
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12-27-2004, 02:54 PM
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#153 | | Fencing Expert
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| Not everyone likes fragging puppies. Quote: |
Originally Posted by KShan5[PrFC ]
How does 6*9=42? | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Zelda err it doesnt - unless both my calculators, my memory and my maths book are wrong. | It does. If you have 3 additional fingers. Try it in base-13.
How many epee fencers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-B :)
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12-27-2004, 03:02 PM
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#154 | | Senior Member
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| None... They're so clever they can trick the foilists into doing it 
What is the one New Years resolution that youre NOT gonna break in 2005? | |
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12-27-2004, 04:21 PM
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#155 | | Senior Member
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| Fence more often.
Why is oiuyt lying concerning the general feelings of people towards fragging puppies? | |
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12-27-2004, 05:39 PM
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#156 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| He is part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
What's the frequency, Kenneth? | |
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12-27-2004, 05:41 PM
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#157 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by Inquartata He is part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
What's the frequency, Kenneth? |
93.7 mHz
Who's Kenneth?
Sorry for that REMark...
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12-27-2004, 05:44 PM
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#158 | | Senior Member
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| The guy who always dies in South Park.
Who is "they"?
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12-27-2004, 05:47 PM
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#159 | | Senior Member
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| A scary group of underwater scientists, planning to take over the world.
Why can I NEVER EVER find a matching pair of socks? | |
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12-27-2004, 05:47 PM
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#160 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| I don't know, but odds on "they" live in a red state. 
Who's yer daddy?
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