Question game

[Lady Riposter]

It really couldn't have been any worse.

Have you ever been in the newspaper or on tv?

[epeeisky]

Yes, mostly for good stuff.

et tu?

[Lady Riposter]

Yep, I was interviewed again tonight for part of an article on our club, but I may not be in the magazine.

What's the strangest thing you ever did?

[epeeisky]

When I nearly got arrested(very long story). It involved a melon and firecrackers.

Want to know more?

[Go? Fencing?]

Go for it.

Then would you like to hear the story about my godfather, the firecrackers, and the pig?

[epeeisky]

Of course. So on the fourth o' July my friend and I were sitting on my front porch. My just gave me a rotten honeydue to throw away and we had some M80's just sitting around. So we strap 10 on fuse them together, light them and they explode. It threw a large chunk across the fence into my neighbors yard, she is upset and calls the police. The cop shows up and threatens to arrest me and send me to jail if I did not pick up the mellon, appologize to the granny next door, and swear to never play with firecrackers again.

What is the story of your uncle?

[Go? Fencing?]

Well, the story of my godfather:

He (Fred) was camping with his Boy Scout Troop at a campground next to a farm. Fred's tentmate was... not the most desirable person to be sharing a tent with; he was a bit of a troublemaker. Anyway, like on all good Boy Scout outings, it was raining that night, and Fred is woken up in the middle of the night by a loud bang! and a cop shining a flashlight in his face and asking where his tentmate is. Fred responded that he had been sleeping, and didn't know where he was. Turns out that his tentmate had some firecrackers and sneaked over to the farm, stuffed them down a pig's throat and lit them, *shudder* hence the noise that Fred had heard. Needless to say, Fred's tentmate didn't stay in the troop very long.

Do you find that story disturbing?

[epeeisky]

sort of

What day is tommorow?

[Go? Fencing?]

Tuesday.

Looking forward to Mole Day?

[ThatReallyHurt]

What, you mean getting another one removed? No thanks.

Or is Mole Day something else?

[Go? Fencing?]

Meh, 'tis a chemistry thing. I had to explain it to my mom too.

Do you celebrate Pi Day?

[ThatReallyHurt]

Oh, as in molar. How droll.

No, I'm not big into Pi, are μ?

[Lady Riposter]

I prefer Pi to e. Although I prefer pie to both.

How do you feel about maths?

[Go? Fencing?]

Not my favourite. Actually, I like it well enough when I understand it. I hit a bit of a wall in Algebra II.

Favourite type of math?

[Lady Riposter]

Either algebra or trig.

Are you a dog person or a cat person?

[Go? Fencing?]

Cat person.

Fish: pets or food?

[Pauli]

definitely food.

Cat: shoot or let live?

[Zilverzmurfen]

Cat: shoot or let live?

Let live! (Hey! )


Budgies: cute or cute?

[melihop]

cute!!!!!!

would you ever fence in fuzzy socks???

[Zilverzmurfen]

would you ever fence in fuzzy socks???

Considering I would never wear 'fuzzy' socks ever; no.


I just had a biiiiig plate of sushi for lunch. Yum!
Do you like sushi?