12-26-2004, 04:55 AM
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| not necessarily but in this case its probably true!!! :-) (Rosie has been teleporting again I see).
Why does this time of year (esp today 12/26) have to have so much damn sport on TV (4 of the 6 channels have some sort of sport on).
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12-26-2004, 05:04 AM
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#102 | | Senior Member
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| Do I really have to tell?
(Ha, I answered a question with a question! I am a genius.) | |
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12-26-2004, 05:25 AM
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#103 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Beautiful women don't HAVE to do anything. In my experience.
Is a question really a question if it doesn't end in a question mark? ( Zelda again! Naughty! ) | |
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12-26-2004, 07:16 AM
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#104 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Is a question really a question if it doesn't end in a question mark?
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Beautiful women don't HAVE to do anything. | Why is it the rest of us have to do SOMETHING?
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12-26-2004, 07:24 AM
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#105 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Why do SOME beautiful women pretend they're "the rest of us"?
And thus I too answer a question with a question, hurrah! 
Why does the caged bird sing? | |
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12-26-2004, 07:43 AM
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#106 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| Beacause it doesn't know better.
How are stars created out of clouds of cosmic dust?
(Aha, a tricky one! )
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12-26-2004, 09:55 AM
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#107 | | Immortal
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| Gravity and small irregularities caused during the inflationary phase of the Big Bang.
Does a dog have a Buddha nature?
MR
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12-26-2004, 09:58 AM
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| Mine does.
Why am I here and not there? ;-)
I'll help you work off that extra food Z! | |
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12-26-2004, 10:03 AM
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#109 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Because wherever you go, there you are.
Do you know the difference between a hawk and a handsaw? | |
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12-26-2004, 10:05 AM
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#110 | | Senior Member
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| a hawk looks gorgeous a handsaw is dangerous....
Why is latenight there and not here?
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12-26-2004, 10:13 AM
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#111 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Because deep down he realizes that " having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true". A dream attained loses much of it's appeal. An awfully cynical attitude for the Christmas season, but there you go.
What KIND of a monkey would you buy me if you had a million dollars? | |
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12-26-2004, 11:03 AM
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#112 | | Immortal
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| A cheap one (and pocket the left-over cash).
Whose life is it, anyway?
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12-26-2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Zelda a hawk looks gorgeous a handsaw is dangerous.... | I believe that "when the wind is in the west..." is the preferred answer.
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12-26-2004, 01:11 PM
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#114 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata What KIND of a monkey would you buy me if you had a million dollars? | A monkey-wrench!
...and buy myself some nice fencing equipment for the rest of the money..!
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12-26-2004, 01:16 PM
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| it's my life
Should I give up on love?
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~The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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12-26-2004, 01:22 PM
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#116 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline Should I give up on love? | Absolutely not!
Should I?
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12-26-2004, 01:30 PM
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| Should you?
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If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
~The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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12-26-2004, 02:52 PM
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#118 | | Senior Member
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| Me?
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12-26-2004, 03:04 PM
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#119 | | Senior Member
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| Yes, you!
Do you know what does "dvadeset" mean? (Hint: it's in Serbian) | |
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12-26-2004, 04:00 PM
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#120 | | Senior Member
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| No.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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