Question game

[sabreur]

Do you like Italian food?

Yes.... and I cook it pretty well too.

Nuts for being late.

What has contributed more to the fall of Western civilization: the internal combustion engine or television?

MR

[Nusy]

Yes.... and I cook it pretty well too.

Nuts for being late.

What has contributed more to the fall of Western civilization: the internal combustion engine or television?

MR

Both. But maybe engines, as the oil consumption grew of it...

Does anyone know Victor Vasarely?

[Army Fencer]

Neither. They both have denigrated Western society in the same proportion. Interest rates, however, have led to much greater separation of wealth.

Isn't gynecomastia the grossest thing in the world?

[Army Fencer]

Yes, but his work doesn't really speak to me.

Isn't gynecomastia the grossest thing in the world?

[Tazz]

That's pretty damn gross, but I think there grosser things.

Where will you end up?

[Nusy]

That's pretty damn gross, but I think there grosser things.

Where will you end up?

In the army, I hope, as a doctor...

Vanilla or chocolate cakes?

[Army Fencer]

I'll probably end up in Iraq, treating soldiers with life-threatening injuries.

If you had gynecomastia, would you wear a bro?

[Zilverzmurfen]

Vanilla or chocolate cakes?

Chocolate. Definitely.

Have you ever been in love with someone who was already married (to someone else, duh)?

[Nusy]

Chocolate. Definitely.

Have you ever been in love with someone who was already married (to someone else, duh)?

Nope, not even someone who dated somebody else...

Why, do you?

[Kismet]

No, I haven't...yet. Thank goodness.

Why am I STILL sick???? Argh.

[Army Fencer]

Because you haven't seen Dr. Army Fencer!

Would you ever wear a "bro"?

[Zilverzmurfen]

That depends...

What's a "bro"?

[Inquartata]

Kismet asked:

Why do I have a fever?

And ThatReallyHurt missed the golden opportunity of the day by answering:

Probably because you've caught something. With any luck, it's minor.

Instead of "Because you're a hottie". Or words to that effect.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled game, already in progress:

Would you ever wear a "bro"?

Ewww...that's even worse than the Nazis with their lampshades!

Are you being served?

[oso97]

Not at the moment. But the other night at practice, one of my students handed my my head on a plate.

Do you know the Way to San Jose?

[Nusy]

Not at the moment. But the other night at practice, one of my students handed my my head on a plate.

Do you know the Way to San Jose?

I'd buy a plane ticket - I hope the pilot does!!!

"Why is the deadliest sin - to love as I loved you?" (Nightwish - thanx to Mr Holopainen)

[The Armourer]

Easy - its the most popular !

Why do camels always have such a bad sense of humour?

[Westley]

They're always busy humping.

What is the meaning of life?

[VERITAS]

The meaning of Life cannot be expressed through this wordly form of communication. Rather, it must be gradually realized through a personal journey involving diet, meditation, and exercise.
Besides, by the time you found the Meaning of Life, you would be very close to learning the meaning of Death.


What is your favorite movie, and why?

[ThatReallyHurt]

The Blues Brothers. No where else is there as good a combination of music, dancing by a fat man, driving through a shopping mall, and car crashes.

What's your favourite movie?

[Inquartata]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

No, wait...


AAAUUGGGHHHHH!


Ahem.

O Lord, won't ya buy me a Mercedes-Benz?