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07-14-2005 12:27 PM #9861
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Not always.
Isn't it true that, when dining in a Mexican restaurant, one will continue to nibble on the tortilla chips and salsa even after the main course has been finished and the individual 'cannot eat another bite'? But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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07-14-2005 12:30 PM #9862
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Sounds like we've dined together before...
Have we? That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.
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07-14-2005 12:31 PM #9863
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You're both hunting epeeists, so it's possible.
Ever gotten scrod (in a restaurant, that is)?
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07-14-2005 12:32 PM #9864
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No, but I know a great joke about an english professor and scrod.....
Ever heard it? That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.
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07-14-2005 12:32 PM #9865
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07-14-2005 12:38 PM #9866
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A professor of English Literature from Oxford is visiting Boston for the first time. Upon getting in the cab at the airport, he tells the driver, "I would like to experience something unique and delicious about Boston. Where can you take me?"
The driver thinks about it and replies, "Well, sir, have you ever gotten scrod?"
The professor mulls it over and says, "Actually, yes, but I've never heard it referred to in the pluperfect subjunctive!"
Was it worth the wait? That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.
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07-14-2005 12:39 PM #9867
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English professor gets into a cab in Boston, and asks the cabbie if there's a good place to get scrod.
The cabbie responds 'Uhhh, yeah, sure, but.....'
The professor asks, 'But?'
The cabbie replies, 'I've just never had anyone ask for it in the pluperfect subjunctive before.....' But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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07-14-2005 12:49 PM #9868
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Yep- that's always a good one.
Has anyone else been 'watching' the TdF online? But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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07-14-2005 01:22 PM #9869
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You mean the Lance Armstrong Invitational?  I swear, that's all we ever hear about that race - what Lance had for breakfast, what color his shorts are, blah blah blah. As if nobody else in the world is in the bloody race. So, no. Not I.
Should I drive to KFC for some thighs, or make myself a PB&J for lunch?
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07-14-2005 01:23 PM #9870
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Oh, the many possible ways to respond to that question...PB&J I think
did you word it that way on purpose? That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.
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07-14-2005 01:24 PM #9871
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I think she did
Should I stay on fencing.net all afternoon or go take a dance class? Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
"Just for the taste of sabre"
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07-14-2005 01:24 PM #9872
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Why, no - I wasn't aware of any double entendres in *that* particular post.
Do you always look for hidden meanings in my posts?
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07-14-2005 01:26 PM #9873
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I don't have to look for them, they just jump off the screen. But don't worry, you're not alone, I'm just a letcherous old bear....
So what are you going to eat?
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07-14-2005 01:26 PM #9874
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Uhh, sorry - go dancing. Don't waste your life like we are. 
What kind of dancing is it?
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07-14-2005 01:35 PM #9875
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improv. Though actually I think it's too late for me to make it to class. I'll just dance around the house.
Have you ever seen a penguin come to tea? Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
"Just for the taste of sabre"
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07-14-2005 01:37 PM #9876
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No.
have you ever seen an elephant fly? That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.
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07-14-2005 01:45 PM #9877
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No, but I have been bitten by a horsefly.
How large are the roaches where you live? But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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07-14-2005 01:47 PM #9878
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Not too big. NOTHING like the monsters that live in New Orleans. And fly.
Why bring up the subject of roaches? That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.
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07-14-2005 01:56 PM #9879
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Flies, bugs, roaches- it seemed like a thread.
What car do you drive? But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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07-14-2005 02:32 PM #9880
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'65 Mustang... restored original.
Are you into vintage cars? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
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