01-19-2005, 06:02 AM
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#921 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Both. Simultaneously.
Is it me, or are certain of the questions starting to repeat? | Probably, but I'm not going to go back over 30 pages of posts to check.
What was the stupidest cartoon (TV animated) of all time?
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Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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01-19-2005, 05:46 PM
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#922 | | Just Joined
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Carolina
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| Aqua-Man
Why is everything some people say to me are/is stupid?
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01-19-2005, 05:58 PM
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#923 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2004 Location: U.S. of F-ing A.
Posts: 1,926
| because you are a product of Yogurt (*all hail*)
welcome to the boards, by the ways!
What is the herald's duty?
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01-19-2005, 09:29 PM
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#924 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
Posts: 2,756
| To tell teh world Latenight is not my stalker!
Its lunch time and I'm exhausted why?
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01-19-2005, 10:19 PM
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#925 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: St Kilda, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 605
| Because you wore yourself out running away from your stalker.
What is your proudest fencing moment?
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I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY! | |
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01-19-2005, 10:24 PM
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#926 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MA
Posts: 7,519
| The day I beat an A in epee in a pool bout.
(To be fair, it was a 5-3 bout, and he hit on the mask twice without the point registering. But he also fleched in a 4-2 situation (double touch), which was dumb of him, so I feel that it's not like I got it completely out of luck.)
Is bigger better? | |
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01-19-2005, 11:01 PM
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#927 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| Why, of course - that goes without saying. Of course, I'm assuming you're talking about plates of spaghetti. Yum, spaghetti is great stuff.
Uh... do you like spaghetti? | |
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01-20-2005, 01:21 AM
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#928 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: CC
Posts: 2,631
| I absolutely love spaghetti!! 
What do you think of DFPs cool pool?
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01-20-2005, 01:33 AM
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#929 | | Member
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Mid-Atlantic
Posts: 84
| Considering I haven't heard of it; it must not be very cool.
Would you rather burn your hand on a grill or stick your tongue to a metal pole? | |
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01-20-2005, 02:45 AM
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#930 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: CC
Posts: 2,631
| Hypothetically, you're only going to have burgers on the grill if it's warm out, so the metal pole is probably also warm. Thus, I am in no danger of feezing my tongue to said metal pole. Burning my hand on the grill is infinitely more painful and dangerous than sticking my wet tongue on the warm pole; therefore, I would choose to place my tongue on the metal pole.
Alternatively, it could be freezing out, and therefore I wouldn't be grilling burgers, or even hotdogs. I would not be in danger of burning my hand on the grill if the Bar-B-Que pit weren't fired up. Therefore, in this situation, placing my hand on the grill would be a more reasonable, well-thought plan.
Although this is a simple either/or fallacy, the events you propose are mutually exclusive. I would simply choose the path that led to the least physical harm and emotional pain (a bunch of schoolkids laughing at me whilst my tongue was attached to a metal pole would not be the supremist of situations).
Given that I am originally from Southern California, and we don't have cold weather in California, there is higher probability that I am outside flipping a burger on the grill for a tasty cheeseburger snack than it is for the temperature to be below freezing. Hence, in the most likely scenario, I would be touching the metal pole with my tongue.
If you are not aware of it, does it exist?
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01-20-2005, 05:30 AM
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#931 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
Posts: 23,752
| No, oh solipsistic one.
Did you know that if you want to hunt elephant you should go to Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa? | |
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01-20-2005, 07:26 AM
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#932 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Did you know that if you want to hunt elephant you should go to Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa? | Being highly environmentally conscious, I would never want to hunt elephant--someone ought to declare open season on gratuitous punsters, though.
Who thinks we need a "crassest poster on fencing.net" poll?
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01-20-2005, 03:05 PM
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#933 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
| I don't know what "crassest" means, but sure, why not.
What does "crassest" mean?
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01-20-2005, 03:08 PM
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#934 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 5,041
| That is a secret man is not ment to know.
Are women ment know secrets man is not ment to know? | |
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01-20-2005, 03:08 PM
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#935 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 4,002
| It means "the most crass" 
oh and yes to the last one, I was late
Should I be offended Zelda didn't vote for me in the new polls?
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01-20-2005, 03:10 PM
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#936 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Bedstuy, Brooklyn
Posts: 1,541
| You can't expect a lady like her to vote for a croc-chasing eunoch... at least not in public...
Who's the best coach you've ever seen at work?
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If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
~The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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01-20-2005, 03:10 PM
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#937 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 5,041
| absolutely
EDIT: Late. I'm not qualified to make that judgement.
What's with people and polls these days? | |
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01-20-2005, 03:17 PM
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#938 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 4,002
| [quote=fencerontheline]You can't expect a lady like her to vote for a croc-chasing eunoch... at least not in public...
Don't be a hater, it lowers you. 
because people are looking for affirmation of themselves?
Did you watch the inauguration?
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01-20-2005, 03:20 PM
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#939 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Bedstuy, Brooklyn
Posts: 1,541
| no. No politics for me... not after this election and the work I did this summer...
Why did cornflower vote for craig and not me?
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01-20-2005, 03:24 PM
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#940 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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| maybe she's trying to get off probation.
hearts or texas no hold 'em?
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