Question game

[sabreur]

Both. Simultaneously.

Is it me, or are certain of the questions starting to repeat?

Probably, but I'm not going to go back over 30 pages of posts to check.

What was the stupidest cartoon (TV animated) of all time?

[lovesickfencer]

Aqua-Man


Why is everything some people say to me are/is stupid?

[HillBilly]

because you are a product of Yogurt (*all hail*)

welcome to the boards, by the ways!

What is the herald's duty?

[Zelda]

To tell teh world Latenight is not my stalker!

Its lunch time and I'm exhausted why?

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

Because you wore yourself out running away from your stalker.


What is your proudest fencing moment?

[mrbiggs]

The day I beat an A in epee in a pool bout.

(To be fair, it was a 5-3 bout, and he hit on the mask twice without the point registering. But he also fleched in a 4-2 situation (double touch), which was dumb of him, so I feel that it's not like I got it completely out of luck.)

Is bigger better?

[ThatReallyHurt]

Why, of course - that goes without saying. Of course, I'm assuming you're talking about plates of spaghetti. Yum, spaghetti is great stuff.

Uh... do you like spaghetti?

[Army Fencer]

I absolutely love spaghetti!!

What do you think of DFPs cool pool?

[bg0687]

Considering I haven't heard of it; it must not be very cool.

Would you rather burn your hand on a grill or stick your tongue to a metal pole?

[Army Fencer]

Hypothetically, you're only going to have burgers on the grill if it's warm out, so the metal pole is probably also warm. Thus, I am in no danger of feezing my tongue to said metal pole. Burning my hand on the grill is infinitely more painful and dangerous than sticking my wet tongue on the warm pole; therefore, I would choose to place my tongue on the metal pole.

Alternatively, it could be freezing out, and therefore I wouldn't be grilling burgers, or even hotdogs. I would not be in danger of burning my hand on the grill if the Bar-B-Que pit weren't fired up. Therefore, in this situation, placing my hand on the grill would be a more reasonable, well-thought plan.

Although this is a simple either/or fallacy, the events you propose are mutually exclusive. I would simply choose the path that led to the least physical harm and emotional pain (a bunch of schoolkids laughing at me whilst my tongue was attached to a metal pole would not be the supremist of situations).

Given that I am originally from Southern California, and we don't have cold weather in California, there is higher probability that I am outside flipping a burger on the grill for a tasty cheeseburger snack than it is for the temperature to be below freezing. Hence, in the most likely scenario, I would be touching the metal pole with my tongue.

If you are not aware of it, does it exist?

[Inquartata]

No, oh solipsistic one.

Did you know that if you want to hunt elephant you should go to Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa?

[sabreur]

Did you know that if you want to hunt elephant you should go to Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa?

Being highly environmentally conscious, I would never want to hunt elephant--someone ought to declare open season on gratuitous punsters, though.

Who thinks we need a "crassest poster on fencing.net" poll?

[Tazz]

I don't know what "crassest" means, but sure, why not.

What does "crassest" mean?

[telkanuru]

That is a secret man is not ment to know.

Are women ment know secrets man is not ment to know?

[latenight]

It means "the most crass"

oh and yes to the last one, I was late


Should I be offended Zelda didn't vote for me in the new polls?

[fencerontheline]

You can't expect a lady like her to vote for a croc-chasing eunoch... at least not in public...


Who's the best coach you've ever seen at work?

[telkanuru]

absolutely

EDIT: Late. I'm not qualified to make that judgement.

What's with people and polls these days?

[latenight]

[QUOTE=fencerontheline]You can't expect a lady like her to vote for a croc-chasing eunoch... at least not in public...

Don't be a hater, it lowers you.





because people are looking for affirmation of themselves?


Did you watch the inauguration?

[fencerontheline]

no. No politics for me... not after this election and the work I did this summer...

Why did cornflower vote for craig and not me?

[latenight]

maybe she's trying to get off probation.




hearts or texas no hold 'em?