01-17-2005, 07:37 PM
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#861 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| Because I was chasing it with a fork and barbecue sauce.
Why am I so excited about going to fencing? | 
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01-17-2005, 08:37 PM
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#862 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
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| Because you don't have a girlfriend.
Who does have a girlfriend? | |
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01-17-2005, 10:20 PM
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#863 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: CC
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| I have a sweet ladyfriend. 
What the freak is P\/\/ /\/?
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01-17-2005, 10:32 PM
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#864 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MA
Posts: 7,519
| No one on fencing.net. We're internet geeks and fencers. Couldn't get much lower.
Anywho, why do I have so much more homework than I have time to do? | |
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01-17-2005, 10:45 PM
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#865 | | Senior Member
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| Hahaha! If you think you have too much homework, try med school!! Believe me, you have time.
You still didn't answer my question though. What is a pwn? Does it have something to do with a chess piece?
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01-17-2005, 10:51 PM
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#866 | | Senior Member
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| I'm not quite sure, but my guess is that pwned is derived from owned.
I don't have all that much homework, but I have fencing and stuff, too. And I hate homework soooooo muuuuuuch.
What would you say is the most pointless subject in middle/high school? (Like Math or English, not like art) | |
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01-17-2005, 10:59 PM
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#867 | | Senior Member
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| Freshman health class. Absolutely worthless. Biology taught the same concepts in a manner that was relevant and understandable.
Believe me, I have fencing and stuff too. Like real life errands.
Can you believe that med school has taught me to be more empathetic?
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01-17-2005, 11:25 PM
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#868 | | Senior Member
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| nope!
Why are discussions the hardest things to write for papers?
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01-18-2005, 12:58 AM
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#869 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MA
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| Are they?
Why am I still on fencing.net, even though I'm more tired than an insomniac on coffee, and colder than a dead baby on ice? | |
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01-18-2005, 01:14 AM
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#870 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Grand Rapids, MI, USA
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| Because you'd rather be doing this than homework.
How does Strongbad type with boxing gloves on?
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01-18-2005, 01:18 AM
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#871 | | Senior Member
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| Even I know what to do with this one. BALEETED!!
Why is power so important to humans?
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01-18-2005, 01:36 AM
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#872 | | Boom!
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| As in electricity power? Or MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa power?
Why is a dime worth more than a nickel, when a nickel is bigger? | |
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01-18-2005, 02:14 AM
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#873 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
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| Because size really doesn't matter.
Or does it (girls)? | |
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01-18-2005, 02:22 AM
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#874 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: My happy place!
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| Um, it doesn't usually. Unless you're a little kid trying to get on a roller coaster.. then it does.
Are there chickens in Soldier's room?
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Probitas lauditur et alget.
Odi profanum vulgus et arceo.
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01-18-2005, 02:30 AM
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#875 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,091
| NO, DAMMIT!! THERE ARE NO DAMNED CHICKENS IN MY ROOM!!
BACK OFF, JEFF!! YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!! YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING!! THOSE ARE NOT CHICKEN FEATHERS!! JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, DAMMIT!!
Ahem.
...what's everybody looking at? | |
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01-18-2005, 02:36 AM
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#876 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
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| I think after taht outburst YOU!
Why havent teleportation devices been invented yet?
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01-18-2005, 03:16 AM
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#877 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| They have, but the plans were bought up and suppressed by the automobile companies.
Why are there so many more horse's asses in the world than there are horses? | |
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01-18-2005, 03:28 AM
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#878 | | Senior Member
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| Because when a horse dies, the whole body (except for the arse) deteriorates, leaving the world filled with horse's asses.
What word will your next post start with?
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01-18-2005, 03:43 AM
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#879 | | Senior Member
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| Mine?????????
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01-18-2005, 03:56 AM
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#880 | | Senior Member
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| Why, ofcourse.
Who else could I possibly have been speaking to??
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