Question game

[lochinvar]

Mashed--and then fed to the dog!

Broccoli or spinach?

[Zelda]

Spinach - broccoli is evil!

Cauliflower or broccoli?

[mrbiggs]

Broccoflower. The best of both worlds....

Why doesn't my school offer German?

[lochinvar]

Same reason mine never offered Italian.

Will Venice ever return the bronze horses to Istanbul?

[Zelda]

Only when the British Museum returns the Elgin Marbles to Greece!

What should I have for dinner?

[Hurriranger]

chicken!! mmmm roast chicken

will i pass my driving exam next week?

[Inquartata]

Depends on your handicap and what par the course is.

The Lady or the Tiger?

[sabreur]

Depends on your handicap and what par the course is.

The Lady or the Tiger?

The Tiger--save the tigers!

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night.
What Immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart begin to beat,
What dread hand? and what dread feet?

What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the lamb make thee?

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night.
What Immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

(Long question, but I couldn't resist.)

[lochinvar]

Which of the many questions listed do you wish to have answered?

What Immortal hand or eye
dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Mashugi Honshi, whose tiger prints are quite nice...


Have ye seen the white whale?

[Svidrigailov]

yes, every time I pee.

if you were in a desert island with cervantes, borges, Cortazar, and Faulkner, who would you canibalize first?

[ThatReallyHurt]

I'd hoard all the coconuts. After I'd eaten a few, I'd make a radio out of them.

Static cling?

[lochinvar]

Active release.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[Iwant2bafencer]

Feed the meat to the dog.

Is there anything better than Zuccini bread with cinnamon and sugar?

[glowstix]

yes there is.

if you had to change one thing about yourself, what would it be??

[Soldier]

I'd get my throat to stop this allergic reaction it's having to...whatever it is.

What the hell am I allergic to, anyway?

[Kismet]

How am I supposed to know?

(Ha, brilliant. I answered a question with a question)

[Army Fencer]

You aren't, Kismet. But if soldier goes to the cadet health clinic, they'll tell him. Please don't call him a profile ranger for going to the clinic.

Don't you wish that med school was easier?

[Soldier]

Yes, because then you could come back and be on the board more.

And no, if I go to the cadet clinic, they won't tell me. They'll make me get an appointment for several weeks later, then keep pushing it back, and if by some chance it's still there when I finally get in, they'll just say "I don't know".

What's a profile ranger?

[Soldier]

(Sir)

(Plus a few)

[Army Fencer]

It's somebody who gets a profile (medical excuse to get out of stuff) and rides it for as long as they can. For example, you might be on drill profile and get out of a parade, but if you started missing a whole bunch, you might be called a "profile ranger." I suppose you guys doesn't use the word "profile" in the Air Force.

In the more common venacular, if someone was being annoying, another cadet might put him on "talking profile" or "email profile" to reduce verbal diarrhea from said annoying classmate.

And if it is an allergy, a few weeks (months ) won't matter.

Do you love how socialized medicine is so slow?