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Array  Originally Posted by Inquartata Women.
Why does JBirch's dog only want to smell the bush instead of piddling on it when it's 18 degrees below zero outside? Have you ever heard of the expression "frozen rope?"
Was that answer over the top? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array  Originally Posted by sabreur Was that answer over the top? No, it was below the waist.
Where were you born? -
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Array  Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen No, it was below the waist.
Where were you born? Tripler Army Hospital, Hawaii.
What time of day were you born? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array 9:54pm 26th September 1988
WHY DID THOSE BASTARDS CHOOSE TO BREAK INTO *MY* HOUSE!!!!!!???????? I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY! -
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Array They hate ducks?
Do you have homeowner's/renter's insurance? -
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Array  Originally Posted by Inquartata Do you have homeowner's/renter's insurance? Since I have a home - yes!
Nonne macescis? -
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Array  Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Since I have a home - yes!
Nonne macescis? About ten kilos since August, thank you.
Uid agis, medice ? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array  Originally Posted by sabreur Uid agis, medice? Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur...
Do you have a Gartenzwerg? -
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Array Bless you.
doubt it...
Should i raise goats or quail? "If you want it.. go for it!" Sugar Ray Leonard -
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Array  Originally Posted by Inquartata They hate ducks?
Do you have homeowner's/renter's insurance? I hate you...
Oh and House Insurance yes but not contence, god damn it! I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY! -
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Array  Originally Posted by Asphalt Bless you.
doubt it...
Should i raise goats or quail? You should raise Hell! 
Does black go with navy? Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action. -
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Array  Originally Posted by lochinvar Does black go with navy? No, Navy goes with the Marines.
What's your fave food? -
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Array KFC.
i. love. it.
what is utilitarianism? "If you want it.. go for it!" Sugar Ray Leonard -
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Array Is it useful to know?
What were the Knights Templar doing during their first nine years of their existence? Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action. -
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Array Eh... Polishing their swords?
What is the longest (really existing) word you've ever heard? ***Nusy***
aka Mrs I_luv_saber
I'm married to the Hussar of f.net... -
foxypoxypillifillincator (someone who says no alot)
I might have spelled that wrong...
Have you ever heard of University of Alaska @ Anchorage? Napolean: I shot ‘em with a freakin’ twelve gauge, GAH! -
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Array I've heard of Alaska, I've heard of Anchorage, and I know what a university is. Regrettably - all three of those at the same time, no.
Have you ever been to Anchorage, Alaska? -
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Array No, thanks be to the Fates. I hate the cold.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? -
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Array  Originally Posted by Inquartata No, thanks be to the Fates. I hate the cold.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? It is nevar put with the wrong end in front.
Or is it that both have inky quills? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array Carroll wrote the riddle without ever intending an answer, though several have been concocted subsequently ( including one by Carroll himself, because readers pestered him so about it ). My favorite is "Because Poe wrote on both".
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