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    "I take that to be a rhetorical question."

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    You follow these things:
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    What's better than strawberries and cream?

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    Blueberries, straight.

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    Depends on the exchange rate.

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    Not since the great Balm Blight of '42, alas.

    Is the bloom off the rose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Not since the great Balm Blight of '42, alas.

    Is the bloom off the rose?
    It is certainly off YOUR rose....

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    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    uh,,there's a desk under my mess....


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    I loaned it to my brother in '83 and have been meaning to ask for it back...

    When was the last time you called your mamma?
    Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.

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    Yesterday - I phone her all the time since she lives alone


    Where does all that fluff come from that you find in your belly-button (errrrrrrrr but perhaps its just me )
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    The fluff fairies. They put it there at night when you're asleep. It's made from ground up missing pencil stubs (ever throw one away? where do they all go?) and unmatched socks.

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    One test is worth a thousand opinions.
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    He could cut a quarter cord if you gave him a quarter for every quarter cord he cut.

    Who ever thought to serve fried zuchinni with a meal?
    There are no damn chickens in my room!
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    Some moron. Zucchini sucks.

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    Because you are doomed for life.

    What do you mean, zucchini sucks? Are you crazy?
    There are no damn chickens in my room!
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    No. Zucchini just doesn't cut it. Except zucchini bread, that stuff's awesome.

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    Because Strong Bas is doomed for life.

    I never thought they were that funny; the whole site struck me as an immense drain of intellect. The only emails I liked were Trogdor and the techno email. Why does everybody think they're so great anyway?
    There are no damn chickens in my room!
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    Because they do a great jorb. (Tape leg...)

    Where have all the flowers gone?
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    Mmm... carnations, yum.

    I'm sorry, what was your question again?

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    It was self-referential. Never mind...

    Why do clocks turn clockwise, and not the other way?
    Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.

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    Because it's very dangerous for a clock and an anti-clock to come into contact with each other. Big explosion, you know.

    If you could communicate with any kind of animal, what would it be?

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    Women.

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