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05-16-2005 10:58 PM #6661
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Array But you have tomorrow and a penguin to live for!
Shouldn't you get off here and go finish your paper? -
05-16-2005 11:02 PM #6662 no
Wes, Do you love my mother? -
05-16-2005 11:45 PM #6663
Senior Member
Array Deeply. We've been dating for the last few years now (and doing it for one more year than that), and I feel it's time you know about it. I would have told you in person, but I'm an A-hole. Anyhoo, things are going to be changing around here. Instead of doing homework, you'll be running drug money for the cartel. If you get caught, I wasn't involved. You will also do my taxes and occasionally perform sexual favors for buisiness partners. And for Christmas, each of us only has to get you ONE present. One!
Was I too harsh on her? -
05-17-2005 12:03 AM #6664 your girl friends cousin? Or my mother? -
05-17-2005 12:15 AM #6665
Senior Member
Array Oh! That was low. But I was talking about you, as you will be running drug money and performing sexual favors.
Do you have any problems with performing sexual favors? -
05-17-2005 07:12 AM #6666 or course.. but i have have to resort to it
beacuse of this paper my mom wants me to drop out of school. get a job... and move out.. isn't that great?!?!? -
05-17-2005 07:25 AM #6667
Senior Member
Array that is fantastic, finally you can start your own life!
Doesn't it feel great to be put under pressure by your parents? Beat it...Jab it...Stab it...FENCE IT!!! ***little t***Fiskebäckskil!*** Take me 2 YVR! -
05-17-2005 07:26 AM #6668 Not really.. i am not old enough to move out yet!!!!!!!!!
Why must they do this.. how can dropping out of school be whats best for me?!?!?!? Thats why everyone always says parents do things@ "its for your own good" -
05-17-2005 08:43 AM #6669
Senior Member
Array It cant be good for you at all. Tell them they suck and dont listen to them.
When has listening to parents's old fashioned advice ever done you any good? -
05-17-2005 10:00 AM #6670
Senior Member
Array Ahh, youth... is wasted on the young. Someday years from now (probably when you have your own kids and feel utterly inept), you're going to look back and realize that your parents were RIGHT. About almost everything. Ever. And if you have the nerve and the humility, you will call them and tell them that they were right all those years ago, and you were wrong. And this will make their day, and you will form a deeper bond with them than you ever knew possible.
Do you believe me? -
05-17-2005 11:27 AM #6671
Senior Member
Array pff no. SOrry. Maybe in some cases that would be correct. . . but nooooooot on mine! I can promise you that.
DO you believe me? -
05-17-2005 11:36 AM #6672
Posting Hound
Array  Originally Posted by Tazz DO you believe me? Not one bit!
And I also think that when you're older you will realise SW is right... 
Are you really forced to move out? -
05-17-2005 11:58 AM #6673 -
05-17-2005 12:04 PM #6674
Senior Member
Array My fuzzy suede slippers. They're an important part of my day. I've forgotten to take them off a few times when I've gone out.
What about you? -
05-17-2005 12:13 PM #6675
Senior Member
Array Oh I wear my chucks all the time. Theyre the best shoes in the world.
Would you like to swim with dolphins?
Edit: ANd I forgot to add, I pretty much have to wear my ****ty school uniform everyday. Its obnoxious. -
05-17-2005 12:34 PM #6676
Din Älskling
Array  Originally Posted by Tazz Oh I wear my chucks all the time. Theyre the best shoes in the world.
Would you like to swim with dolphins?
Edit: ANd I forgot to add, I pretty much have to wear my ****ty school uniform everyday. Its obnoxious. I would love to swim with the dolphins.
Shouln't you wash your school uniform when it gets ****ty? How does it get ****ty everyday? Do you look pretty in your ****ty uni and chucks. Or do you look pretty ****ty? That would be a pity. "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
--- zz,zz,zz,zz,zz,zz! -
05-17-2005 12:37 PM #6677
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Array  Originally Posted by esskreemr Or do you look pretty ****ty? No I don't look pretty ****ty, and I don't looke pretty when I'm ****ty either. Then I just look ****ty I guess... 
Do you think a good personal hygiene is overrated..? -
05-17-2005 12:37 PM #6678
Senior Member
Array 
Unfortunately I cant wear my chucks with my uniform.
Washing the uniform doesnt change anything, its really strange. It just remains as ****ty as it was before.
Have you ever taken morphine? -
05-17-2005 12:44 PM #6679
Din Älskling
Array  Originally Posted by BlueCutie Do you think a good personal hygiene is overrated..? No, it's essential. Some people simply take it too far.  Originally Posted by Tazz Unfortunately I cant wear my chucks with my uniform.
Washing the uniform doesnt change anything, its really strange. It just remains as ****ty as it was before.
Have you ever taken morphine? Yes. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out. Morphine and nitrous oxide...mmmmmmmmm.... ahem... Drugs are bad children, m'kay!!!
Do you feel you need to alter your mood with chemicals on a regular basis? "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
--- zz,zz,zz,zz,zz,zz! -
05-17-2005 12:46 PM #6680
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