Question game

[Inquartata]

Hey, pay attention, you lot! The requirements have evolved! Answer and question must now rhyme!

( Don't you hate it when I go all imperious? )

[Asphalt]

( Don't you hate it when I go all imperious? )

poop.
is that your question?

[Inquartata]

Yes.

How did you guess?

[lochinvar]

By your imperious tone.

Are we living in a Dr. Seuss zone?

[Asphalt]

Only if they preserved his clone.


Why is the top of Bill Baileys head a dome?

more like it?????

[Inquartata]

Only just. That's a near rhyme at best.

Try again. Will you pass the test?

[Asphalt]

Doubt it. My iambic pentameter will distress.


But why, is my poetry such awful cess?

[Tazz]

I won't answer, it would only depress...

Is there anything you need to confess?

[latenight]

Ummmm no, we all know where I'd go

What secrets can you share,
to turn around your dare?

[Asphalt]

of course! of course! i wear a dress,
tis awful the implication of society,
my wardrobe of confusion and unsobriety.


but i'm talking rot, i'm under duress,
i've had too many cups of the coffee,
do you too have the urge to pee?


jeez...

[Tazz]

Even if I dare be so bold,
It wont be a secret if I told.



Where can I find a pot of gold?




Whoops, late again

[latenight]

Have you tried Pottery Barn?
they have many pots and shelves of yarn


8 more hours and I fly away
what should I bring to enhance my stay?

[Tazz]

Well, where are you going - I didnt understand?
And for how long is it that you'll leave the land?
It alll depends on where, you see,
So I can only tell - when you answer me!

Below is the question that I ask:
Have you ever worn an oxygen mask?

[latenight]

During surgery, yes it is true
It kept my butt from turning blue....


I hope I don't use one in the plane,
perhaps I should have booked a train?

[lochinvar]

ARGHHH!! ENOUGH!
I've only worn an oxygen mask while reading this thread, due to the ordure of these rhymes!

Why are people not content with things the way they are?

Note to Latenight: Do they have trains that go to Tazmania?

[latenight]

ARGHHH!! ENOUGH!
I've only worn an oxygen mask while reading this thread, due to the ordure of these rhymes!

Why are people not content with things the way they are?

Note to Latenight: Do they have trains that go to Tazmania?

(really bad poems off)

There aren't, I'm going home to Maine for a long weekend

The other trip is for another day I'm afraid...........

[Tazz]

I didnt think the poems were that bad,
And because you did - I feel kinda sad...

I am quite content with the way things are,
Even though I dont own a super cool car....

Now - is there anything that can make you feel,
that you wanna buy me an automobile?

[latenight]

hmmmmmm....nope.


Latenight is not flirting his way into trouble today........... ;-)

[Tazz]

Latenight - your question is missing, once more,
so- I'll ask one to make up for your flaw

Do you ever feel the need,
that in everything you do, you MUST succeed?

[latenight]

Nope, only when it counts,
I tend to let the small stuff bounce.

If you could be somewhere today
where would you be and what would you play?