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03-05-2008 12:27 AM #34701
Posting Hound
Array No, but it doesn't surprise me. We've been getting rain all evening.
Whyyyyyy can't I focus on homework ever? And why isn't it spring break yet? -
03-05-2008 11:48 AM #34702
Senior Member
Array Because homework is zero fun. Sorry.
What can teachers do to make homework more interesting for GF? Can't you, just this once, f*** off? -
03-05-2008 04:09 PM #34703
Senior Member
Array  Originally Posted by matt9476 Because homework is zero fun. Sorry.
What can teachers do to make homework more interesting for GF? Make her study...eh hem...with her BF
Why can't I get my siblings to work? “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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03-05-2008 04:20 PM #34704
Senior Member
Array Because they are your siblings and on a fundamental level they are supposed to cause you grief - it is in the job description.
Should I go get a cup of tea? However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally take a look at the results. ~ Churchill
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ Rita Rudner -
03-05-2008 06:15 PM #34705
Senior Member
Array Yes, and get one for me while you're at it. Earl Grey.
Ever work at a book store? -
03-05-2008 07:26 PM #34706
Senior Member
Array No, but I pillaged one once. Did anyone else read that post about Nein skinny dipping in red jello? Because all of a sudden, Bill Cosby got a lot sexier. Okay, I know it was Jello pudding, not just jello, but same ****ing differemce, all right!
Ever go into an adult book store? -
03-05-2008 08:37 PM #34707
Posting Hound
Array I'm trying to think if any exist... there's adult video stores, adult toys.... but aren't adult books just bought at regular stores??? So I guess the answer is either yes (if regular stores count) or no if it has to be specifically an adult book store. Answering the white text: Swimming in jello is very impractical and not as sexy as you might think.
Have you ever wanted to write an "adult book" or erotica? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
03-05-2008 10:25 PM #34708
Posting Hound
Array Yes. I started a story once, but never finished it.
What was the last album you got? -
03-06-2008 04:28 AM #34709
Senior Member
Array If it counts, a Frank Sinatra CD. Hm... lately I've been having the urge to write an erotic poem. It must be spring afterall...
What happened in your last dream? -
03-06-2008 09:34 AM #34710
Posting Hound
Array It was a wonderful dream! My boy and I were together. Playing strip Star Wars Monopoly. I'm not quite sure how that worked....
What was the last thing you felt creative about? -
03-06-2008 12:17 PM #34711
Senior Member
Array The model I have to built for my anatomy course.. plasticine for the win 
Has anyone ever vandilised your property? -
03-06-2008 05:21 PM #34712
Posting Hound
Array When I was in fifth grade, my jack o-lantern got smashed.
What was the last form you had to fill out? -
03-06-2008 05:45 PM #34713
Senior Member
Array A job application. I need to send it in today, actually.
Have you ever sighted a celebrity? -
03-06-2008 05:48 PM #34714
Senior Member
Array Um.. yes. I've also met them without it being coincidence =) (Hint: nascar races a few years ago, ugh.) Some are nice, and some of the ones you suspect would be nice are actually jerks...
Why haven't I seen Jack lately?!
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
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03-06-2008 05:51 PM #34715
Senior Member
Array Jack's laptop broke. So he's stealing time on other peoples computers and using his brand new ipod when at coffee shops.
Should I switch to Mac? -
03-06-2008 05:52 PM #34716
Senior Member
Array No.
Why would Jack switch to mac?
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
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03-06-2008 06:37 PM #34717
Posting Hound
Array  Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In Why would Jack switch to mac? I've no idea.
Why would anyone? -
03-06-2008 09:26 PM #34718
Posting Hound
Array I've never been completely clear on that. 
Why do I get so tired when I try to do my Latin homework? -
03-06-2008 10:13 PM #34719
Senior Member
Array Because Rome wasn't built in a day. Maybe you should try to spice it up a little bit...
Has G?F? ever tried to write sordid fiction in Latin? "...But that doesn't mean that sabreurs aren't fun. They are, and tend to be better kissers as well which is more than reason enough to take my coach's advice and hang out with the sabreurs my age." - WP (best coach advice ever) -
03-07-2008 03:39 AM #34720
Senior Member
Array You never know, she just might. And if so, I'd like a copy.
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