06-15-2006, 06:36 PM
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#25041 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 867
| The eastern ones are slightly odd, to me. :-) .
Are you doing anything with your dad/kid/etc... for father's day? | 
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06-15-2006, 07:17 PM
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#25042 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| I was thinking of shooting a bottle rocket into the gas tank of his mercedes.
Why did I let her talk me into working today? 
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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06-15-2006, 09:53 PM
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#25043 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Mass/ct
Posts: 3,226
| beacuse.. if you weern't at owrk.. you would be posting and i would never catch up
how was your day? | |
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06-15-2006, 11:34 PM
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#25044 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,717
| Fun fun fun! I went fencing! Yay!
Will you make sure I keep going to fencing, now that I've paid my $40 for club membership? | |
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06-16-2006, 03:48 AM
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#25045 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,176
| Sure! erm... Any ideas how I can accomplish that?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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06-16-2006, 12:04 PM
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#25046 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| Get a W2 fighter plane that way you can fly above and shoot her if she doesn't go.
Will that work?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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06-16-2006, 12:13 PM
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#25047 | | Sr. Spirits Inspector
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,178
| Probably not but it does help us delve deep into your psychie 
What do you pay as club dues for fencing?
__________________ "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "So just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the crap out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading."
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else fails play dead)" — Possom Lodge Motto | |
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06-16-2006, 12:16 PM
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#25048 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| 48$ a month.
same question?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~ | |
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06-16-2006, 12:17 PM
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#25049 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,384
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit same question? | Ha...'Pay'...Hahaha....'Dues'...hahahahAHAHAHAHAHA Hahahaha....
A math student interviewed 50 fifth graders. 41 said they like peanut butter sandwiches, 35 liked jam sandwiches and 30 liked both on their sandwiches.
How many students liked neither?
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06-16-2006, 01:00 PM
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#25050 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
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Originally Posted by Goofy Ha...'Pay'...Hahaha....'Dues'...hahahahAHAHAHAHAHA Hahahaha....
A math student interviewed 50 fifth graders. 41 said they like peanut butter sandwiches, 35 liked jam sandwiches and 30 liked both on their sandwiches.
How many students liked neither? | 4. I love Venn diagrams.
Train A leaves Chicago for New York at 5:00PM CST traveling at 80 MPH. Train B leaves from Newyork for Chicago on the same set of tracks traveling at 7:00PM EST traveling at 85 MPH. How far apart are the two trains when they collide?
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06-16-2006, 01:49 PM
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#25051 | | Sr. Spirits Inspector
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,178
| I'm guessing that the distance is zero or possibly some negative value...
Where did they bury the survivors?
__________________ "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "So just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the crap out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading."
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else fails play dead)" — Possom Lodge Motto | |
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06-16-2006, 02:23 PM
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#25052 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| in a grave yard?
what kind of people burring the survivors?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~ | |
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06-16-2006, 02:31 PM
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#25053 | | Sr. Spirits Inspector
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,178
| Really NASTY ones with "Dewey Cheetum and Howe" as their attorneys.
Do you day dream more on Friday?
__________________ "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "So just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the crap out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading."
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else fails play dead)" — Possom Lodge Motto | |
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06-16-2006, 02:47 PM
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#25054 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| No.
Why are sadly in love Brit guys sooo Hot?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~ | |
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06-16-2006, 02:52 PM
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#25055 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my fencing club
Posts: 879
| cuz you think they are and its all in your head 
did i do good on the spanish essay on my final?
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06-16-2006, 03:53 PM
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#25056 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,825
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Originally Posted by fencingfrog did i do good on the spanish essay on my final? | Well, let's hope that you did WELL on your Spanish essay, because your English grammar needs a little work. 
Did your Spanish teacher teach you any swear words?
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06-16-2006, 04:07 PM
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#25057 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,384
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Originally Posted by swordwench Did your Spanish teacher teach you any swear words? | No, as I have never taken Spanish.
How many languages can you speak?
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06-16-2006, 04:10 PM
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#25058 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my fencing club
Posts: 879
| no but i know them in spanish, german, italian, french and (duh) english. oh and pig latin 
will i do WELL on my english final??
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06-16-2006, 04:13 PM
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#25059 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
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Originally Posted by fencingfrog will i do WELL on my english final?? | Not as well as you could, as capitalization appears to be a problem.
I thought all schools would be out for summer by now. Why are finals still going on in places?
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06-16-2006, 04:15 PM
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#25060 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my fencing club
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Not as well as you could, as capitalization appears to be a problem.
| its multiple choice. im saved!!
we still have finals cuz we had some snow days. but our schools our evil - we start on aug. 30st! 
when do you start school.
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