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02-28-2005 08:36 PM #2221
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Array -
02-28-2005 08:52 PM #2222
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Array (sigh)
Isn't there one on every forum? Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
02-28-2005 08:55 PM #2223
Curmudgeon Emeritus
Array At least.
What do you call a dozen drowned lawyers? -
02-28-2005 08:56 PM #2224
Senior Member
Array Wait... I've heard that one... but I can't remember. Is it "a good start"?
How many lawyer jokes do you know? Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
02-28-2005 09:40 PM #2225
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Array Too many.
Why do birds suddenly appear? -
03-01-2005 12:53 AM #2226
Senior Member
Array I notice that happens every time you are near. 
What's the only thing that there's just too little of? Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
03-01-2005 04:49 AM #2227
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Array  Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt What's the only thing that there's just too little of? Love. There's definitely too little love... 
What are your plans for your summer holidays? -
03-01-2005 06:03 AM #2228
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Array Dunno, seeing we are heading into Winter...ask me again in about November!
Why do some people get under your skin so easily? Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls! -
03-01-2005 09:27 AM #2229
Senior Member
Array because they have parasite-like qualities(burrowing abilities, etc.).
What is entertaining about the Super Bowl? I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet -
03-01-2005 09:32 AM #2230
Senior Member
Array The fact that the name makes me think of an enormous bowl of cereal - a super bowl! Blue and white striped china, with a large silver spoon.
Why aren't peaches peach-coloured? Louweasel
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from" [Eddie Izzard]
"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts" -
03-01-2005 09:53 AM #2231
Senior Member
Array Because they are not the perfect fruit. Oranges are the perfect fruit. The name fits AND they are orange on the outside and on the inside. So if you ever come upon an inside out orange, you'll still know it's an orange.
What's the perfect vegatable? Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease...... -
03-01-2005 10:14 AM #2232
Senior Member
Array A tomato. It looks like a tomato on the inside, it looks like a tamato on the outside, and to sum it all up... its CALLED a tomato. Well, I guess you can call a tAmaYto...OR a tOmaHto.... but... thats not the point.
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03-01-2005 10:19 AM #2233
Senior Member
Array Because you have way too much time on your hands... you should be doing homework or fencing... hehe
Why do so many people think that tomatoes are vegetables when they are really fruits? Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I am going to have another beer. -
03-01-2005 10:24 AM #2234
Senior Member
Array They DO actually know... they just..forget - sometimes.
Why did you have to point that out? -
03-01-2005 12:28 PM #2235
Senior Member
Array Because I like poking fun at people... and I tend to be a smartass anyway.
What is your favorite breed of dog? Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I am going to have another beer. -
03-01-2005 01:06 PM #2236
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Array English Pointer.
What's the most money you've ever lost in a card game? Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease...... -
03-01-2005 02:41 PM #2237
Senior Member
Array About three bucks. That was the last time I played poker with people who were willing to "teach me" how it was played. 
What's the farthest you've ever walked? Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
03-01-2005 02:43 PM #2238
Senior Member
Array About 30 km, on a walking trip (in hills!)
Why did you choose the avatar you have? ***Nusy***
aka Mrs I_luv_saber
I'm married to the Hussar of f.net... -
03-01-2005 02:55 PM #2239
Senior Member
Array I'm a big fan of the show (which is somewhat embarassing, but hey, what the heck). I'm also a little, erm... "stout", and have pretty fair skin - lots of people say I look pink...
You? Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
03-01-2005 03:14 PM #2240
Senior Member
Array It's my sketch if my mask.... I simply love drawing.
Have you seen The Phantom of the Opera (the musical!!!)? ***Nusy***
aka Mrs I_luv_saber
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