02-28-2005, 08:36 PM
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#2221 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| What if it's a seaplane? | 
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02-28-2005, 08:52 PM
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#2222 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| (sigh)
Isn't there one on every forum? 
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02-28-2005, 08:55 PM
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#2223 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| At least. 
What do you call a dozen drowned lawyers? | |
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02-28-2005, 08:56 PM
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#2224 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| Wait... I've heard that one... but I can't remember. Is it "a good start"?
How many lawyer jokes do you know?
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02-28-2005, 09:40 PM
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#2225 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
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| Too many.
Why do birds suddenly appear? | 
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03-01-2005, 12:53 AM
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#2226 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| I notice that happens every time you are near. 
What's the only thing that there's just too little of?
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03-01-2005, 04:49 AM
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#2227 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt What's the only thing that there's just too little of? | Love. There's definitely too little love... 
What are your plans for your summer holidays?
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Fencing is my only PvP. | |
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03-01-2005, 06:03 AM
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#2228 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
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| Dunno, seeing we are heading into Winter...ask me again in about November!
Why do some people get under your skin so easily?
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You may love me but you dont accept me. I dont want your love without your acceptance. | |
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03-01-2005, 09:27 AM
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#2229 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,258
| because they have parasite-like qualities(burrowing abilities, etc.).
What is entertaining about the Super Bowl?
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03-01-2005, 09:32 AM
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#2230 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: UK
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| The fact that the name makes me think of an enormous bowl of cereal - a super bowl! Blue and white striped china, with a large silver spoon.
Why aren't peaches peach-coloured?
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"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from" [Eddie Izzard]
"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts"
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03-01-2005, 09:53 AM
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#2231 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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| Because they are not the perfect fruit. Oranges are the perfect fruit. The name fits AND they are orange on the outside and on the inside. So if you ever come upon an inside out orange, you'll still know it's an orange.
What's the perfect vegatable?
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03-01-2005, 10:14 AM
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#2232 | | Senior Member
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| A tomato. It looks like a tomato on the inside, it looks like a tamato on the outside, and to sum it all up... its CALLED a tomato. Well, I guess you can call a tAmaYto...OR a tOmaHto.... but... thats not the point.
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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03-01-2005, 10:19 AM
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#2233 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey, USA
Posts: 364
| Because you have way too much time on your hands... you should be doing homework or fencing... hehe
Why do so many people think that tomatoes are vegetables when they are really fruits?
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03-01-2005, 10:24 AM
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#2234 | | Senior Member
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| They DO actually know... they just..forget - sometimes.
Why did you have to point that out? 
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03-01-2005, 12:28 PM
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#2235 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey, USA
Posts: 364
| Because I like poking fun at people... and I tend to be a smartass anyway. 
What is your favorite breed of dog?
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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I am going to have another beer.
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03-01-2005, 01:06 PM
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#2236 | | Senior Member
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| English Pointer.
What's the most money you've ever lost in a card game?
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03-01-2005, 02:41 PM
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#2237 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| About three bucks. That was the last time I played poker with people who were willing to "teach me" how it was played.
What's the farthest you've ever walked?
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03-01-2005, 02:43 PM
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#2238 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fresno CA
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| About 30 km, on a walking trip (in hills!)
Why did you choose the avatar you have? | |
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03-01-2005, 02:55 PM
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#2239 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| I'm a big fan of the show (which is somewhat embarassing, but hey, what the heck). I'm also a little, erm... "stout", and have pretty fair skin - lots of people say I look pink... 
You?
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03-01-2005, 03:14 PM
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#2240 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fresno CA
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| It's my sketch if my mask.... I simply love drawing.
Have you seen The Phantom of the Opera (the musical!!!)? | |
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