How soft serve ice cream is made.....

[latenight]

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[Tazz]

Well, atleast it should be pretty low in fat then...

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Thats really frickin nasty, I wont look at sorft serve icecream again. Bastard

[strongbad94]

Well, now I will never look at soft served icecream the same way!

[esskreemr]

You people are weird. Anyone wanna see a picture showing how chocolate pudding is made. I'll give you a hint, it involves a large number of St. Bernard's in the Swiss Alps...

[HillBilly]

haha i saw a still picture of this on ebaumsworld

[mrbiggs]

I've actually seen that cartoon before.

[mrbiggs]

haha i saw a still picture of this on ebaumsworld

Yep, that's where.

[latenight]

See what happens when Zelda isn't around to keep me occupied.........

[latenight]

Blonde Police Office Pulls Over a Blonde

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says,

"If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing.

[latenight]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to
Her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice
cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ". . .let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."

[cornflower]

A bartender was washing the countertops when all of a sudden, a group of 12 blonds rush into the bar. They were carrying a large gold-framed Barney the Purple Dinosaur puzzle and shouting, "TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DAYS!" again and again. They gather around a table, and reverently put the frame at the centre and shout, again, "TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DAYS!" A blonde, who was clearly in charge, shouted for the bartender to bring them several jugs of beer. They begin to laugh, drink and dance around.

The bartender takes aside one blonde and asks her, "What's the deal with the Barney puzzle?" The blonde answers, "Well, you see, a lot of people think that blondes are stupid, but we were determined to prove people wrong. So, Bob over there had the idea to do a puzzle! It said 'two to four years' on the side, and we were determined to do it in less time! We did it in TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DAYS! WHOO HOO!"

[Zelda]

ok sweetie you can stop harassing everyone now....

[Iwant2bafencer]

The operative question here, is do I Really want to know??

[lochinvar]

Bismark said that politics and sausage-making were two activities best not watched by people with weak stomachs. I guess we can now add Dairy Queen to that list...

[latenight]

ok sweetie you can stop harassing everyone now....

Oh, hi baby!

[telkanuru]

Why were there bruises around the blonde's belly-button? Her boyfriend was blonde too...

[davtsung]

Didn't the Italians invent ice-cream/gelato?