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    Seasonal Present for Coach

    We are going nutz trying to figure out what to get coachy for Christmas.
    Any GOOD ideas??
    A friend will bail you out of jail,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo
    We are going nutz trying to figure out what to get coachy for Christmas.
    Any GOOD ideas??

    A christmas colored coaching coaching jacket! hmmm.... how about a gift certificate to one of the vendors?
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    Many of the Eastern Euro coaches seem inordinately fond of chocolate.

    For example, see the look of joy here when a famous women's sabre coach was presented with a box of chocolate covered cherries at the Div 1 meet in Richmond:
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    Many of the eastern European coaches are inordinately fond of chocolate. For instance, note the look of utter joy on the face of a famous women's saber coach after receiving a box of chocolate covered cherries at the NAC B in Richmond.
    "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
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    Hah, what'd the director do to deserve that glare (it looks like that's where it's directed)? I'd hate to be on the recieving end...
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    Quote Originally Posted by telkanuru
    Hah, what'd the director do to deserve that glare (it looks like that's where it's directed)? I'd hate to be on the recieving end...
    Probably failed to kneel down, kiss his feet and give him the proper obeisance (bowing and scraping) due any Eastern European who comes over to coach fencing here in the USA.

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    Many of the eastern European coaches are inordinately fond of chocolate. For instance, note the look of utter joy on the face of a famous women's saber coach after receiving a box of chocolate covered cherries at the NAC B in Richmond.
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    woah. Tough dude that guy is...


    Quote Originally Posted by Mo
    We are going nutz trying to figure out what to get coachy for Christmas.
    Any GOOD ideas??
    Get him something COMPLETELY unrelated to fencing. What else does he like to do? (for example: my fencing coach plays fiddle, an dis in a band)
    thetheory.tk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Slo-mo
    Many of the eastern European coaches are inordinately fond of chocolate.
    And vodka
    They just luuuuuurve vodka...

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    You mean water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by telkanuru
    You mean water?

    But vodka sounds so much cooler

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    Kalishnakov vodka would be even better.


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    How about time off? ( Though if chocolate has that effect on all coaches I might just get mine some... )

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