12-21-2004, 03:47 PM
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| Tazz will found a monocle and pasta company, and make millions. Is tazz a girl, a boy, or a pat?
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12-21-2004, 04:22 PM
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#82 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Tazz will found a monocle and pasta company, and make millions. Is tazz a girl, a boy, or a pat? | a girl
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12-21-2004, 04:54 PM
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#83 | | Senior Member
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| Come on DFP
Look at the avatar.....she's a girl!!!
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12-21-2004, 05:18 PM
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| Thanks Latenight.
hmm. Maybe I'll have to change the photo. It's not a very good one...  | |
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12-21-2004, 05:32 PM
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#85 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by Tazz Thanks Latenight.
hmm. Maybe I'll have to change the photo. It's not a very good one... | I wouldn't worry about it. It's pretty obvious that you are female. Too much info is not necessarily a good thing.
I've been on this site for over a year and I'm pretty sure that there are a couple of people who would get my gender wrong. They've done it before *cough...sarah...cough*. But I'm not bitter so I won't name any names 
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12-21-2004, 11:01 PM
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#86 | | Immortal
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| Sabre-psycho and Point Left will ascend to heaven in the pantheon of first/second generation sabreuses. Zilversmurfen will discover true happiness when she begins to fence sabre, and will never suffer from SAD again. Peter Gustaffason will continue to be a good and reasonable human being, despite fencing epee. Inquarta will choke on one of his puns, never recover his speed, and have to fence epee for the rest of his life.
Most of the rest of you will go to hell.
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12-21-2004, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Sabre-psycho and Point Left will ascend to heaven in the pantheon of first/second generation sabreuses. Zilversmurfen will discover true happiness when she begins to fence sabre, and will never suffer from SAD again. Peter Gustaffason will continue to be a good and reasonable human being, despite fencing epee. Inquarta will choke on one of his puns, never recover his speed, and have to fence epee for the rest of his life.
Most of the rest of you will go to hell.
MR | Sabreur will take up épée, and will never suffer from STDs again. Soon, he will delve into a depression, after being touched by "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe. He will eventually figure out what Picasso's paintings mean, and will therefore find self-fufillment, causing him to switch to foil. At the ripe old age of 249 (Due to future modern technology), he will finally take up "sbépé", a weapon he invented himself. Unfortunately, the aliens will have attacked by this time, and it'll be too late. | |
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12-21-2004, 11:10 PM
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| sabreur will eventually reach the age of 130 years old and be the oldest living human ever. He will go to his docotr on his 130th birthday and ask him what he can do to helphis creeky knees. The doctor will tell him he'll have to switch to epee. He dies on the spot in fear of fencing epee.
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12-21-2004, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by KShan5[PrFC] sabreur will eventually reach the age of 130 years old and be the oldest living human ever. He will go to his docotr on his 130th birthday and ask him what he can do to helphis creeky knees. The doctor will tell him he'll have to switch to epee. He dies on the spot in fear of fencing epee. | Great minds think alike. | |
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12-21-2004, 11:19 PM
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12-21-2004, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs Sabreur will take up épée, and will never suffer from STDs again. | Obviously, because epeeists never HAVE sex, and therefore are never at risk of STDs (except for the kind you get from the toilet seat...).
MR
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12-21-2004, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by KShan5[PrFC] sabreur will eventually reach the age of 130 years old and be the oldest living human ever. He will go to his docotr on his 130th birthday and ask him what he can do to helphis creeky knees. The doctor will tell him he'll have to switch to epee. He dies on the spot in fear of fencing epee. | Hey Kshan, what gives? I thought you fenced sabre too--I wouldn't wish epee on any sabreur (except for Quart, who deserves it...).
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12-22-2004, 12:32 AM
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#93 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by Point_Left Westly will suffer a horrible defeat at the hands of Point_Left after being challenged to a duel for assuming I am a FOIL fencer. | I never said you were a foil fencer. I was purposely ambiguous.
I'll do KShan, b/c he was the last person to do predict something.
KShan will buy a special DVD of the 2004 Red Sox Season, before buying every game ever played by that greatest team in the world. He stops doing everything else in life and only watching the Sox over and over until he loses his job, his love life, all his posessions and his pet nickel named Phillip. However, becoming the smartest person about the Sox in the world, he begins to write for the Boston Globe. Unfortunately, all that knowledge pushed everything else out of his brain, so the only sentences he could string together were "Red foot coverings good. they win BiG!!" Therefore, he is fired, and with his lowly intellect he fences the only weapon he can- saber. | |
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12-22-2004, 01:20 AM
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| Westley will write the Great American Novel basing his characters on witty sendups of the Brat Pack. He will then spend thirty years trying to get a publishing house to look at it.
After accumulating enough rejection slips to paper his den, living room, and dining room he will finally have it picked up by Fox Network for the bargain-basement price of a used lame and $20 in Blue Gauntlet gift certificates.
Fox will immediately re-write it into a shallow knock-off of Friends, which will bomb and be cancelled after three shows.
Westley will end a broken man and be last seen pushing a shopping cart down Mass Ave in Boston and mumbling to himself.
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12-22-2004, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Obviously, because epeeists never HAVE sex, and therefore are never at risk of STDs (except for the kind you get from the toilet seat...).
MR | You're thinking about syphilis. It's never been proven.
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12-22-2004, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer You're thinking about syphilis. It's never been proven. | I was making a joke, oh MD in training....
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12-22-2004, 01:23 PM
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| Sabreur leaves his post as Chief Executive Assistant to the Undersecretary of
Blade Polishing at the Heidelberg Fencing Academy to pursue a career in show business. He parlays a time slot on public access cable TV in Baden-Baden into overnight success when he begins to cover himself in "dueling scars", all set to flashing strobe lights and thumping rave music.
Sabreur is at the top of the German television ratings for six weeks. He collapses on the set, his entire body covered with small, suppurating slashes. Alas, only an MD in training is available in the studio. The MD administers a compress of Fritos, Dr. Pepper and duct tape to stop the bleeding. Within minutes, Sabreur has slipped into a coma.
Three years later, he emerges from the coma, and is immediately overcome with an insatiable craving for schnitzengruben. Ignoring medical advice that 15 schnitzengruben is the limit, Sabreur gorges himself on every schitzengruben he can lay his heavily scarred fingers on, and eventually expires from a ruptured intestine.
At his state funeral, Sabreur's casket is saluted by ranks of saber fencers from the Academy, each holding their saber aloft, a sausage proudly impaled every blade tip. The wife of German President Horst Kohler is seen openly weeping during the ceremony.
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