Predicting The Future Game

[telkanuru]

Foil? FOIL!?!?! Are you mad, sir? FOIL!?! There is only so much insult a man can take...

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

Originally Posted by LUDICROUS

DFP is teleported into a Street Fighter game where Ryu kicks him senseless and then transports him to Jupiter where DFP starts a dojo specialising in Epee, street fighter and moon walking.

He then travels back to earth at the head of his moon walking, street fighting and epee using intergalactic army, yet is killed when his horse rears up and DFP is thrown against the pommel. (Rep to whoever states where that pommel thing came from first)

The guy who was riding his horse and fell off, as he fell he threw his sword away to protect himself from falling on it, the sword stuck in the ground with the handle/pommel and he impaled himself on it. Something like that.

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The future of Telkanaru is to become a world champion Epeeist and to dominate the entire world for three years between 2008-2011.

After his 3rd WC win he will start his own salle where he teaches Epee to all those who wish to learn, the salle will be extremely successful and will, in turn, train multiple highly competitive Epeeists who regularly make the final 8 of WCs.

After many years of this degree of success he will wake up one night in a cold sweat thinking to himself: "Oh my God, I'm gay!" before turning over to see his wife, an attractive Russian mail order bride. He will feel much better about himself and will fall back asleep.
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Sadly for Telkanaru he will wake up from this wonderful dream and unable to accept the idea that none of this ACTUALLY happened, he will overdose on Morphine and die.

[ARGH!!!]

LordTofuDog-jnr struggles for years over the guilt of introducing ARGH!!! to the game of Eskiv, thus ruining the chances of anyone else getting the high score. After years of thinking, he realises that this is a stupid thing to feel guilty over, and begins to feel much better.
Then he gets hit by a bus.

The end.

[FoilyGeezer]

Argh!!! leads a happy and sedate life as a shoe bender for the Rockettes. One crisp fall evening he is invited to a party by a distant aquaintance named Lenny. Arriving at the party he is given a spiked drink and the last thing he remembers before waking up in a bathtub full of ice were the words "Organ Doner" and the initials DPF. Missing most of his internal organs he begins hanging out outside of hospital emergency rooms panhandling for kidneys and living in a large cardboard box. He later marrys Cindy Crawford.

[telkanuru]

FoilyGeezer will wake up one day to realize that Connecticut is really the armpit of humanity, and move somewhere nicer, like Massachusetts, where he will live out his days in a mansion built entirely of sporks of the titanium variety.

[Schiavona]

Originally Posted by LUDICROUS

yet is killed when his horse rears up and DFP is thrown against the pommel. (Rep to whoever states where that pommel thing came from first)

William the Bastard

[Tazz]

Telkanuru will become a lawyer in a top NY firm. He'll be very successfull and will have everything going for him, untill oneday, he realises he is actually unhappy, and that acting is the career he really wants to persue.
He leaves NY and hits hollywood, where he attends audition after audition, but always end up being rejected. Things are bad, and Telkanuru needs to become a part time waiter in order to survive. Oneday, when he's is standing in line waiting to buy a Happy Meal, he hears the two men infront of him saying they want to make a fencing movie. Tel informs them that he is a fencer, and the two men, satisfied with Tel's goodlooks, offer him a role as the main character. Tel works hard on set for several months, and it pays off as the movie becomes a great hit, and he becomes famous. Two months after the movie's release, Tel wins an oscar for his performance, and more work starts rolling in. Two years latter, he meets Kirsten Dunst while working on set. They fall inlove and get married. Unfortunately, the wedding only lasts 3 months. He decides to give up on love, and to focus on his career, but 4 years later, he meets Ashley Olsen at a Oscar evening, and they get married. They are very happy together and have 3 children. When tel is 73,he dies while making a thriller when some weirdo swaps a gun-prop with the real thing, and he's accidently shot dead by a fellow actor.

[latenight]

Tazz becomes world famous after becoming a senior member of fencing net. She quits fencing and goes on the talk show circuit, making 1000's of dollars. However, after ten years a dollar only has 1/20th of it's original value, so she not rich, just well off......

[scrapinpeg]

After a wascally wabbit severely maims Latenight's Tasmanian devil, Latenight spirals into madness and emerges out the other end as a supervillain known only as The Fudd. The Fudd goes on to lay waste to bunnies wherever found. All this goes completely unnoticed by anyone else.

[fencerontheline]

Zelda tells Latenight that she's attracted to croc hunters, so Latenight decides to pursue a career in croc hunting. He builds a reputation on sticking his '...' into crocodle's mouths while on camera. Lo and behold, his '...' get's bitten off by Giant Wang, the killer croc. This sends him on a quest for revenge. He eventually manages to capture and kill Giant Wang, thereby earning revenge and Zelda's love.
Latenight goes on to marry Zelda, they live a loving platonic relationship, and they raise an adopted family of three kangaroos, a kiwi, and a tazmanian devil.

[Zelda]

Originally Posted by fencerontheline

Zelda tells Latenight that she's attracted to croc hunters, so Latenight decides to pursue a career in croc hunting. He builds a reputation on sticking his '...' into crocodle's mouths while on camera. Lo and behold, his '...' get's bitten off by Giant Wang, the killer croc. This sends him on a quest for revenge. He eventually manages to capture and kill Giant Wang, thereby earning revenge and Zelda's love.
Latenight goes on to marry Zelda, they live a loving platonic relationship, and they raise an adopted family of three kangaroos, a kiwi, and a tazmanian devil.

WAY TO MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY CORNFLAKES!

[fencerontheline]

Originally Posted by Zelda

WAY TO MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY CORNFLAKES!

Anytime madame, anytime.

[LUDICROUS]

Originally Posted by Schiavona

William the Bastard

Hey hey, she wins.

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

Originally Posted by LUDICROUS

Hey hey, she wins.

What? My brilliant description of the guy wasn't enough for you?! I DEMAND SATISFACTION! *Glove Slap* You sir are a coward, I challenge you to a duel, on horse back - for irony purposes.

[Army Fencer]

After the Mr. Universe contest, Fencerontheline and Westley become business partners and start a small male modeling company. They work particularly hard on promoting bohemian attire. Their business grows, and they eventually branch out into female modeling as well. They become so successful that they start taking business away from Hugh Heffner. Westley can't stand to see the Playboy empire fall, so he and Fencerontheline split their company. To be fair, Westley keeps the male models and Fencerontheline keeps the female models.

At this point, FOTL is approaching middle age. Despite his high-profile life, he has a mid-life crisis. He grows bored of his obese wife (she wasn't so obese when she was his high school sweetheart), and he grows tired of his overly intellectual children. He devorces, and never speaks to his family again.

Tazz/catwomen, twenty years his junior, returns from Iraqnastan and determines to attack another challenge. She joins the modeling business, so she can change the industry from within away from female object worshipping. FOTL instantly hires her. She works for a number of years in FOTL's industry, and she finds that FOTL holds similar views.

To make a long story short, FOTL sells his business back to Westley (who by now has acquired Playboy as well), and leaves NYC for Paris with Tazz. While working together to change the evil fashion industry, they join a band of gypies to completely integrate themselves into the bohemian lifestyle. They make moderate progress, but Paris just doesn't take them seriously. (Especially that one time when they came in smelling of swine. The attire they could appreciate, but the perfume--not so much.)

No one is really sure if they are married or just living together. Which is fine with them.

[Capt. Slo-mo]

Armyfencer becomes addicted to on-line "Doom 3" marathon tourney play, and is forced to leave his formal medical training to join the budding "Dodgeball" TV game show circuit.

In a stunning co-incidence, while driving to a pre-game TV interview appointment in Maryland, Armyfencer is involved in a traffic accident with a speeding government car. He attempts to render assisitance to the injured officer, who tells Armyfencer that he is a Lt. Colonel at the Army Bio-weapons laboratory at Ft. Detrick. The officer tells Armyfencer there has been a breach in the smallpox containment laboratory. Armyfencer takes the lab badge from the expired officer, and sneaks his way past the covulsing guards at the base. Eschewing a rack of Level 5 biohazard suits, he makes his way into the lab, and armed only with a roll of Brawny paper towels and a bottle of spray Lysol, he decontaminates the entire facility.

Just before succumbing to the spewing pustules covering 98.7% of his body, Armyfencer phones the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff to report the all-clear signal.

A grateful nation holds its breath as teams of doctors work around the clock to save the plucky former fencer. Upon his recovery, Armyfencer is offered a commission in the Army and a re-instatement to medical school.

Armyfencer declines the offer, and opens a test-lab monkey rehabilitation clinic. He subsequently teaches his best monkey pupil to fence all three weapons. The monkey makes the 2008 Olympic Foil Team, but is DQ'd by FIE officials for abnormally high levels of potassium in its bloodstream. Following the "Bananagate" scandal, Armyfencer retires to Walla Walla, Washington, and raises sweet Vidalia onions until his untimely death following a tear-duct infection. The monkey inherits the farm, and blows the entire inheritance attempting to grow bananas in a non-tropical environment.

[Tazz]

Capt. Slo-mo wakes up oneday and realises that everything he had though was his life had actually been a dream. He is actually a 21 year old artist, tying to make a living. He spends his days in his loft, painting and fantasizing about his future. He is determineded to become famous. He paints some stunning pieces of artwork, but it all goes by unnoticed. He struggles his whole life with money, and is very poor, hardly making a living. When he is 31, he meets a a girl at a small art exhibition. She is a sculptor, and has had a similar life to his. They move intogether, and although they have no money, they are one of the happiest couple's alive. They never get married, but grow old together, loving eachother with all their hearts. When Capt Slo-mo is 69, they both die in a carcrash. 2 years after his death, his paintings become famous and are sold for millions of dollars. His only living relative, who is his evil twin, gets all the money.

[PeterGustafsson]

Hi!

Zilverzmurfen will, starting 2005, start filling all the computer systems she can get a hold of with time-delayed code, millions of lines of it. With her computer skills, it presents no problem at all to write code that copies itself over any harddisk, and lies otherwise dormant until late spring 2007. Then the code springs into action, and makes the TV3 Icehockey WC airings be replaced with nothing but fencing, causing an uproar over here. The TV people try frantically to "fix it", but to no avail.

She, and the mysterious LF, a military commander, lets it be known that the same thing will happen in the 2008 OG, unless fencing gets its fair share of coverage. Since the rest of the Swedish army actually followed orders and folded following the 2005 defence bill they have the wherewithal to force the wishes, and all of Sweden sees the light of fencing coverage. They do not reveal their true identities, but let the papers know their nom-de-guerre, Ghastly Fencing Komrades.

Thus sucessful, she retires into anonymity again, and makes a truckload of money fixing computer systems with strange problems. The high-point of here social life will be when she becomes maid-of-honor at an intra-fencing wedding, the grom being at least 30 years senior to the bride.

But before all that, she will storm up to me at the 2005 Ystad International and demand to know what the heck I have been smoking.

Have a nice time!

Peter Gustafsson

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson

Hi!

Zilverzmurfen will, starting 2005, start filling all the computer systems she can get a hold of with time-delayed code, millions of lines of it. With her computer skills, it presents no problem at all to write code that copies itself over any harddisk, and lies otherwise dormant until late spring 2007. Then the code springs into action, and makes the TV3 Icehockey WC airings be replaced with nothing but fencing, causing an uproar over here. The TV people try frantically to "fix it", but to no avail.

She, and the mysterious LF, a military commander, lets it be known that the same thing will happen in the 2008 OG, unless fencing gets its fair share of coverage. Since the rest of the Swedish army actually followed orders and folded following the 2005 defence bill they have the wherewithal to force the wishes, and all of Sweden sees the light of fencing coverage. They do not reveal their true identities, but let the papers know their nom-de-guerre, Ghastly Fencing Komrades.

Thus sucessful, she retires into anonymity again, and makes a truckload of money fixing computer systems with strange problems. The high-point of here social life will be when she becomes maid-of-honor at an intra-fencing wedding, the grom being at least 30 years senior to the bride.

But before all that, she will storm up to me at the 2005 Ystad International and demand to know what the heck I have been smoking.

Have a nice time!

Peter Gustafsson

Peter Gustafsson is a grownup! Ask him what he grows up to be!

[davtsung]

DFP will turn 15 but still look the same.