Predicting The Future Game

[Elemental]

DFP will spend years in isolated training learning to channel his chi into a powerfull fireball attack.

At the next Summer NACs he will use his new technique when he is tied 14-14 in the finals. Unfortunatly the fireball incinerates his apponent thus earning DFP a red card and costing him the bout.

Enraged by his loss DFP will start a remote dojo where he will train those who seek his wisdom in the "Way of the Dark Epee."

Leading his disciples into the world DFP will kidnap Cornflower and take her as his bride/slave girl (ala Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi)

DFP's armies will sweep the earth untill a great warrior challenges to a bout to the death. The bout rages for days and just when all seems lost for the warrior, DFP runs out of energy drinks and ramen noodles, suffers a heart attack as his body slows down, and dies.

[Zilverzmurfen]

(The funniest thing about your posting was that you consequently misspelled his name... )

Edit: Ooops, was refferring to D'Artag-NOTs posting.

[Elemental]

D'Artag-NOT will win the first international "type a response post first" competition.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Elemental will get a job at hot topic, and while he's working there, develop a goth toothpaste.

[Elemental]

D+F+P=Hadouken! will be hit by a large blunt object being weilded by Elemental.

I hate Hot Topic!!! I outgrew that store years ago!!

[Tazz]

Elemental, who is a adrenaline junkie, decides to skydive. He jumps off the plane, and enjoys the rush of air and amazing view. His parachute works, and all goes well, untill a strong gust of wind pulls him completely off course... and he ends up floating above the sea, unable to get back to land. Luckily he spots a boat and manages to direct himself towards it and lands safely onboard. For the first time he notices that the boat is occupied by vicious cannibals. They surround him and eye him greedily. Elemental, terrified, sinks onto his knees and weeps. The King Cannibal laughs evily, and gives orders in a foreign language. He is tied up and locked in a small cabin. They sail for many days, untill atlast they reach the Cannibal's home island. elemental is carried to shore where they place him in large pot. All the cannibals gather round, chanting and making strange warcries. Poor Elemental becomes the main dish of the evening, but still to this day lives on in those cannibals that ate him (the circle of life)

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Tazz becomes a social worker and dies when someone puts curare on her epee grip which she also uses as a toothbrush.

[fencerontheline]

DFP gets crushed and dies while in bed with an oversized woman's saberist.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Originally Posted by fencerontheline

DFP gets crushed and dies while in bed with an oversized woman's saberist.

Fencerontheline gets chopped up and made into a stew by mariel zagunis!

[Westley]

Tazz, secretly a cannibal who ate Elemental and is posting on F101 in his honor, stars in a Las Vegas strip club as Catwoman until one day her whip accidentally flies from her hand and lands in Hugh Hefner's lap. he hires her for Playboy until one day while cornflower is reading an issue, her b/f sees it, and extremely jealous, plots out to kill tazz. They prepare to fence when both their weapons are replaced by titanium sporks, rendering a duel virtually impossible.

(wow. way late.)

DFP is caught in an airplane crash, being the lone survivor he lives by himself for 60 days till one day a rescue helicopter sees him by virtue of his big yellow shiny hair. However, the glare from the grease blinds the pilot, causing him to crash into the youth.

[fencerontheline]

westley and I will face off in a Mr Universe contest, and I'll win... He'll then lead a life of liquor and avarice, and he'll get old and ugly... then I'll take pity on him, and I'll let him have one of my many wenches and I'll give him an extra yacht and mansion....

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Originally Posted by Westley

Tazz, secretly a cannibal who ate Elemental and is posting on F101 in his honor, stars in a Las Vegas strip club as Catwoman until one day her whip accidentally flies from her hand and lands in Hugh Hefner's lap. he hires her for Playboy until one day while cornflower is reading an issue, her b/f sees it, and extremely jealous, plots out to kill tazz. They prepare to fence when both their weapons are replaced by titanium sporks, rendering a duel virtually impossible.

(wow. way late.)

DFP is caught in an airplane crash, being the lone survivor he lives by himself for 60 days till one day a rescue helicopter sees him by virtue of his big yellow shiny hair. However, the glare from the grease blinds the pilot, causing him to crash into the youth.

I dont use grease... eww... I use dirty trix hair product. Westley makes a fortune modeling and runs off to marry Saber Psycho who divorces him after he gets a sex change whereafter he later marry's cornflower who is into that kinda thing.

[LUDICROUS]

DFP is teleported into a Street Fighter game where Ryu kicks him senseless and then transports him to Jupiter where DFP starts a dojo specialising in Epee, street fighter and moon walking.

He then travels back to earth at the head of his moon walking, street fighting and epee using intergalactic army, yet is killed when his horse rears up and DFP is thrown against the pommel. (Rep to whoever states where that pommel thing came from first)

[Saber-Psycho]

LUDICROUS decides to become a traveling sales man, peddling Tasmanian gallbladder extracts door to door.
Whilst selling said gallbladders in Opelousas, Louisiana, he makes the awful mistake of wearing his pants low enough to expose his "Fear the pickled monkeys" boxers, where he is then arrested for indecent exposure, and is fined $500 and sentenced to 6 months in jail.
In jail he meets Bill Gates' evil twin, Phil. They then plot the demise of Microsoft, which succeeds.
LUDICROUS and Phil retire and live with millions in Warsaw, Poland.
They plan to adopt.

[Army Fencer]

Miss Psycho trains her butt off and makes it to Bejiing in 2008. Leading the US ladies' sabre team with her gold medal, the Americans make their first ever sweep of a weapon. Unfortunately, she is too young to celebrate with the traditional vodka, so she has to settle for the ever-popular root beer. She is also too young to look at boys, and her mother enforces this rigorously.

She gets accepted to Stanford with a full-ride scholarship. She may or may not win an NCAA or two, but that really doesn't matter when you're the champion of the world.

Meanwhile, she stays on top of her studies and falls in love with a med school student destined to become a psychiatrist. They get married, but only after she's 21--her mom won't let her date a day sooner. (It's a rather manic relationship, and the kids don't know whether they should be psychotic like their mother, or completely nuts like their father).

In 2012 she goes to the Olympics, again. She gets a gold medal, again (seriously, Sabre-Psycho can be sooo boring!). In 2014, however, she blows out her knee and is forced to the sidelines. The nation holds a midnight vigil and mourns for a week.

She keeps up with the lyric/poetry game to her old age. She eventually compiles her work, and her book Four Good Words becomes an instant best seller. When the publisher askes her for new work, she steals Army Fencer's poetry postings. Army demands to have is work recognized, but Mrs. Psycho sets up a street side deal with him and trades her first medal for his poetry before ligitations can begin (eh, she had one to spare).

She now writes children's books and dedicates them to all of her sources.

[Zelda]

Army Fencer - while on a full ride at West Point becomes an amazing doctor, who discovers a cure for AIDS.

He also wins the Div IA championships 5 years in a row - to the amazement and aclaim of the fencing community.

After a long a successful career balancing research, work and fencing, he retires to a farm in the mid west, where he teaches and spends time with his family!

[Tazz]

Armyfencer travels to Arabia, a country that has facinated him since he'd seen a documentary on it. Once he arrives, he heads straight for the town market, and wonders arround looking at all the facinating goods for sale. A young girl, carrying a strange lamp, runs up to him babbling in Arabic. Armyfencer tries to shake her off, but she does not leave him alone. Finally, in rather bad English, she mutters:"Pls buy this lamp". Army, desperate to get rid of her, gives her a handfull of coins, and takes the lamp from her. He heads back to his hotel, places the lamps on his bedsidetable, and does not think of it again. He has a bath and then heads to bed. In the middle of the night, he wakes up from a strange humming noise that has filled the room. He opens his eyes, and sees that the strange lamp he bought that day is glowing strangely. He sits up, and stares at it confused. Then he picks it up, and slowly moves his hand over the metal, hardly aware of what he's doing. A blue smoke errupts from the lamp, and the humming stops. The blue smoke forms into a shape of a man, who smiles happilly at Army, and says," You have three wishes. You may wish for anything!"
Armyfencer, thinking this is some bizarre dream, decides that wishing can't do any harm.
"I want to be the richest man in the world!", says Army hapilly. The Genie snaps his fingers and hands Army a cheque.
"I want to be the happiest man in the world!", says Army. The Genie smiles and snaps his fingers. Army beams back, never having felt so happy in his life.
"I want . . ." He starts to say again, but the Genie interupts. "Pls sir," it says, "I have been a trapped genie for 3000 years. Wont you pls free me with your last wish?"
"Fine", says army, "I wish this genie to be free!"
The genie snapped his fingers, and then dissapeared with a soft *pop*
Army returns to the US the next morning, where he buys a his dream house. He marries the girl of his dreams, and they are very very very happy together.

THE END

* sorry, got a bit carried away *

[Tazz]

Oops, a bit late! Sorry Zelda!

YAY! MY 100th POST! IM A SENIOR MEMBER!!! YIPPEE!!

[telkanuru]

Due to a series of unfortunate events, Tazz achieving senior member status trips an automated computer searching mechinisim at NSA headquarters, which, in turn results in said user's seizure by S-FIAT (Special-Forces Illegal Activities Team) for detention at Gitmo Bay. However, using wiles obtained in a super-secret soviet fencing camp, Tazz implies a move known as 'the Sin of the Fleche' to seduce a SFIOT member and escape the plane with a well placed bit of C4, a stick of gum, and a parachute. In order to kill this dangerous fugative, the Bush administration launches several nuclear missiles into the immidiate vicinity. Although Tazz is incinterated in the resulting holocaust, the Bush administration, in line with it's ' **** our allies' policy, fails to warn Russia as to the reason for its nuclear launch, thus causing a global nuclear war. The universe breaths a collective sigh of relief as humanity immolates itself.