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 Originally Posted by Louweasel Not possible, I'm sorry to say - no computer at home. And on that note, I should stop replying to everyone individually and do some bloody work!! Yeah. A good deal of my posts are from school...
No computer at my job. 
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Soldier, I'm concerned about your obsession with alcohol. PM me and we can talk about your "problem". Getting drunk is not the answer to all of life's problems. "He who has cares also has brandy."
-Gothe Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathetice et cinaede Furi
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs If you get drunk, you owe it to us to post on fencing.net while you are drunk, for laughs. Okay, now kiddies. In the spirit of this post, I dug out something from a while ago. Now, chillun, I've done some scary stuff that I regret. And although I won't go indepth, let's say it involved my pupils becoming the size of golf balls. ANd the one time I did this, I wrote several pages full of the craziest stuff you have EVER seen. Most of it wouldn't make sense unless I scanned it, but there is one thing I did write that I can type here.
OH Chode to the BLASPHEMOUS glorbs that that gnargle and Blort!
To HEY! with infamous tides of wrath, to burn away a summer's day and KILL a bird with a flock of sheep.
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Originally Posted by Westley Okay, now kiddies. In the spirit of this post, I dug out something from a while ago. Now, chillun, I've done some scary stuff that I regret. And although I won't go indepth, let's say it involved my pupils becoming the size of golf balls. ANd the one time I did this, I wrote several pages full of the craziest stuff you have EVER seen. Most of it wouldn't make sense unless I scanned it, but there is one thing I did write that I can type here.
OH Chode to the BLASPHEMOUS glorbs that that gnargle and Blort!
To HEY! with infamous tides of wrath, to burn away a summer's day and KILL a bird with a flock of sheep.
And then randomly at the bottom of the page: Say hey to Gollidays Holiday.
Needless to say I remember Dit Squat.
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I never drink unless I'm alone or with somebody else. Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.
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Just you and your friend Johnny Walker
And his brothers, Blackie and Red...? 
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Gaaaaah part II Humph. Just when you think it can't get any worse...
My car's been vandalised!
I left my flat this morning in the dark and the rain, to discover that somebody has pushed it out of its parking space in my road and off a two foot drop into some land belonging to someone else. It couldn't have done it by itself due to a dodgy handbrake, as the parking space is completely flat and there's a high kerb at the back, presumably to stop things rolling off.
It is now nestled against a tree and when I get home I will have to figure out how much it's going to cost me to get it hauled back onto the road.
Anyway, Mr Louweasel is coming over later to help me sort things out and provide general comfort and support, so it's not all bad. Plus I there's fencing tonight. I'll just ignore the fact that it's the DE bit of the novice electric foil competetition and I was so crap last week I am at the bottom of the pool... Louweasel
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from" [Eddie Izzard]
"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts"
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Just me and the three J's--Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, and Jameson... Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.
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Stabbing things/people is always good for anger and frustration. Better if the impliments of stabbing are sharp. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathetice et cinaede Furi
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Originally Posted by lochinvar Just me and the three J's--Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, and Jameson... Your whole family done give up on you
And it makes you feel oh so bad;
The only one who'll hang out with you
Is your dear Old Grandad...?
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I am he
The bornless one
The fallen angel watching you..
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Originally Posted by esskreemr As a cultural note: We have grape and grain. Grape KoolAid and Grain alcohol. Grain alcohol is a particularly potent alcohol that approaches 190 proof (95% alcohol, beer is rarely above 5%). Mixed with KoolAid it makes a cheap and effective intoxicant that can be made in large quantities. Esskreemer - If any actual grapes were anywhere within 100 yards of the Koolaid production plant, it was because someone brought them in with lunch. In the old days, Koolaid came in packets about the size of a playing card, with a teaspoon or so of powder in bottom. You added that powder to 2 quarts of water along with 2 cups(!) of sugar, and stirred for half an hour, trying to get the %#$@%#$'n sugar to dissolve in cold water. The ability of the dyes in the powder to stain formica was (and probably still is!) a thing of wonder.
That being said, Grape 'n' Grain is a blast, (up there with jello-shots, and beer checkers (draughts to the brits)).
-Keith Chiswick, fresh horses! We ride at once to rebellious Stoke where it is my sworn intent to approach the city walls, bare my broad buttocks, and shout "Behold! I honor thee most highly!"
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Originally Posted by Westley Okay, now kiddies. In the spirit of this post, I dug out something from a while ago. Now, chillun, I've done some scary stuff that I regret. And although I won't go indepth, let's say it involved my pupils becoming the size of golf balls. ANd the one time I did this, I wrote several pages full of the craziest stuff you have EVER seen. Most of it wouldn't make sense unless I scanned it, but there is one thing I did write that I can type here.
OH Chode to the BLASPHEMOUS glorbs that that gnargle and Blort!
To HEY! with infamous tides of wrath, to burn away a summer's day and KILL a bird with a flock of sheep. Oy vey!! Sounds like you had an interesting night when that was written.
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To say the least. 
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