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Annual Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a fencers was stirring, not even a mouse,
(two lines each and wait your turn!) Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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The sabres were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Podzniakov soon would be there... Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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The fencers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fencing whites danced in their heads
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The Brats were all nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of blatherings  danced in their heads
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OT Razzing  Originally Posted by Inquartata The Brats were all nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of blatherings danced in their heads You're getting pokey in your old age--you let Kismet beat you to the punch--maybe you should take up epee.
MR Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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And mamma in her plastron and I in my mask
Had just settled down for a long Christmas task
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Originally Posted by sabreur You're getting pokey in your old age--you let Kismet beat you to the punch--maybe you should take up epee.
MR Oh, dem's fightin' woids!
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a fencer was stirring, not even a mouse,
The sabres were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Podzniakov soon would be there...
The fencers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fencing whites danced in their heads
And mamma in her plastron and I in my mask
Had just settled down for a long Christmas task
When out in the salle there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my wiring to see what was the matter. Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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Away from the piste i flew with a fleche
Tore open my lame' and threw out my chest "ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK" - Gen. Patton
I miss Fencergrl!!!
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All were frightened by the sight of the hairy guy.
Mothers covered their childrens eyes, crying out in pain "Oh why?!"
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the women were woo'd by such hideous sight to see
like kids to a horror flick with lots of gross nudity
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Yet then the police came and the questioning began
To escape this situation I needed a plan! The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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i took up my shotgun, and loaded with glee
for if they come armed, they won't take me!
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I muttered aloud, "I wish I were back at my salle,
This comp is turning into that movie "Battle Royale"  Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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