12-13-2004, 03:02 AM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
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| Annual Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a fencers was stirring, not even a mouse,
(two lines each and wait your turn!)
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You may love me but you dont accept me. I dont want your love without your acceptance. | 
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12-13-2004, 03:25 AM
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#2 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,406
| The sabres were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Podzniakov soon would be there...
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12-13-2004, 03:26 AM
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#3 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada
Posts: 495
| The fencers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fencing whites danced in their heads | |
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12-13-2004, 03:27 AM
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#4 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| The Brats were all nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of blatherings  danced in their heads | |
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12-13-2004, 03:35 AM
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| OT Razzing
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Originally Posted by Inquartata The Brats were all nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of blatherings danced in their heads | You're getting pokey in your old age--you let Kismet beat you to the punch--maybe you should take up epee.
MR
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12-13-2004, 03:42 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SoCal
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| And mamma in her plastron and I in my mask
Had just settled down for a long Christmas task | |
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12-13-2004, 04:10 AM
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#7 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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Originally Posted by sabreur You're getting pokey in your old age--you let Kismet beat you to the punch--maybe you should take up epee.
MR | Oh, dem's fightin' woids! | |
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12-13-2004, 05:59 AM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
Posts: 2,756
| Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a fencer was stirring, not even a mouse,
The sabres were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Podzniakov soon would be there...
The fencers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fencing whites danced in their heads
And mamma in her plastron and I in my mask
Had just settled down for a long Christmas task
When out in the salle there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my wiring to see what was the matter.
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12-13-2004, 10:02 AM
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#9 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Baton Rouge, La for the moment
Posts: 1,010
| Away from the piste i flew with a fleche
Tore open my lame' and threw out my chest
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12-13-2004, 10:15 AM
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#10 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,698
| All were frightened by the sight of the hairy guy.
Mothers covered their childrens eyes, crying out in pain "Oh why?!" 
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12-13-2004, 12:59 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2004 Location: U.S. of F-ing A.
Posts: 1,926
| the women were woo'd by such hideous sight to see
like kids to a horror flick with lots of gross nudity
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12-13-2004, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
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| Yet then the police came and the questioning began
To escape this situation I needed a plan! | |
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12-13-2004, 05:49 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2004 Location: U.S. of F-ing A.
Posts: 1,926
| i took up my shotgun, and loaded with glee
for if they come armed, they won't take me!
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12-13-2004, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The City of Roses
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| I muttered aloud, "I wish I were back at my salle,
This comp is turning into that movie "Battle Royale" 
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