If You Had a Super Power...

[cornflower]

If you had a Super Power... what would it be?

[cornflower]

Errr... I think I posted this in the wrong forum. Crapo. Sorry guys.

[mrbiggs]

Oh, man! I've been intending to create this thread for awhile; never got around to it.

Definately the power to move things that I'm not touching. Like....I would be like "I wanna Coke!" and then a Coke would come floating towards me from another room. For example.

[drippingwet]

How about the power to move threads!

[cornflower]

Yeah! That'd be a great one!

[Irensaga]

And more importantly,

If your had superpowers, would you use them for good ... or for AWESOME?

[Inquartata]

The power of punning. Oh, wait, I already have that one...

Unlimited teleportation, then.

[govsecrets]

definetly invisibility so when an opponent comes charging at me, i can go invisible and suddenly attack and they wouldn't even know what hit them

[Inquartata]

And more importantly,

If your had superpowers, would you use them for good ... or for AWESOME?

Personal gratification, of course. Power corrupts.

Actually, some of my personal gratifications would turn out to be good for the world at large. For instance, get rid of all radioactive and toxic wastes; drop 'em into the sun or something. Likewise all nuclear weapons. And the tobacco plant, leaf, root and seed---gone. All terrorists and all willing accomplices to terrorist acts dropped into the remotest part of the Arctic, sans clothing. So too all premeditated murderers, rapists and practicing pedophiles. Direct placement of habitations on the moon and Mars, space stations worthy of the name put into orbit. Etc.

But mostly personal gratification.

[LUDICROUS]

Instant teleportation to anywhere in the universe for me. Through walls, through anything. So i can teleport from here to a bank vault and not die

[ReverseLunge]

The power to have sex with any woman I find attractive without my wife knowing.

[Spike327]

Maybe I was just raised in a weird family, but don't they call that a "business trip"?

[cowpaste]

Invisibility would be nice for going into locker rooms.

But really, I would prefer the power of GOD.

[Inquartata]

He would just smite you for your temerity.

[downunder]

I would have the power to not post in this thread

oh wai

[Tiwaz]

If you had a Super Power... what would it be?

The Soviet Union

[Bokken]

I would have to agree with Inq: Unlimited, totally accurate instantaneous teleportation. The money I would save on transit costs alone would be staggering, not to mention the time. I could also then do a really good Nightcrawler imitation - I'd just have to paint myself blue and grow a tail!

I could also go fencing every night! Hmm...maybe the transit money saved would be lost in cleaning stinky jackets...

[HillBilly]

invisibility, perhaps: think of the possibilities..

Teleportation... maybe, I guess it'd be nice.

Flying? No, that's L.A.M.E.

shape-shifting? perhaps...

uber-strength, maybe...

i think i'd go with invisibility. for the strip :slowwinknudgenudge:

[Victor]

To duplicate myself so I'd never be at a loss for a bouting or practice partner. (I've also worked out the logistics of changing my duplicated cash on hand so that I could double up my funds to pay for more fencing events.)

[Bard]

you guys all suck at this
I would be a mixture of gambit, spiderman, and wolverine
because i would be able to plasma charge my claws and webbing along with the mobility of the spiderman
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