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    this one time, at a fencing tournament

    i ate a hamburger and it made me throw up.

    let this be a lesson to anyone else considering eating a hamburger

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    i got raped by everyone.....not literally

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    Anyone ever get raped by a hamburger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by O_O
    i ate a hamburger and it made me throw up.

    let this be a lesson to anyone else considering eating a hamburger

    see.. thats what you get for eating the flesh of another previously noise making animal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzyavatardude
    Anyone ever get raped by a hamburger?
    Yes.

    well, it was actually it was the McBurglar
    thetheory.tk

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    Quote Originally Posted by HillBilly
    Yes.

    well, it was actually it was the McBurglar
    Please don't talk about HamBurglar rape, it ain't cool.
    I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
    I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY!

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    oh yeah, mcburglar, hamburglar same thing

    just add the prefix Mc- onto anything, and it sounds exploited...
    thetheory.tk

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    Hey! All you young people! Don't go fence in a comp that starts at 8am when you've been up 'till 6am drinking spirits. Everybody laughs at you when you throw up in your mask. Take my advice. *nods sagely*
    John Matus
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    This one time... at a tournament...... I called the director a moron in what I thought was inner voice which turned out to be decidely outer.
    Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.

    Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.

    "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esotamoc
    Anyone ever get raped by a hamburger?
    People in Hamburg?
    "Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never . . . never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense." Churchill, 1941

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