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That last bit was just in case any respectable soon-to-be-married young ladies, who have never discussed such a thing, were reading the thread... Louweasel
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"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts"
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I thought that marriage meant never having to do "that" again...?
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 Originally Posted by Inquartata I thought that marriage meant never having to do "that" again...? Have you ever heard the story about the last words Neil Armstrong said before he stepped off the moon and back up onto the LEM?
Can't repeat it here....
MR Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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Originally Posted by melihop I think i have you beat for number.. i have close to 30 cats.. we practically are a cat rescue!! My mom sees sick kitties near our house.. brings them home.. gets them all better.. than they live with us forever.. But only one of them comes in side.. my crackhead.. he is such a sweetie.. Our cat collection began when we first moved into this house.. our momma cat was pregnant.. and she got mad at us.. and she went into the attic to have her babys.. and we coudln't find her.. for like.. 3 weeks.. but we kept putting food out.. and it would always be gone the next morning.. and like 3 weeks later.. we finally looked in the attic and there was the mamma cat with ehr 7 kittens... but they had been too long without humans.. so they didn;t like people... and we let them outside once.. and they would never let us touch them again.. and for the past.. 7 years.. they have been reproducing.. and the only reason we don't have about a billion kitties is we have wolfy dudes in the woods behind out house.. and we live on a busy road  and we can't have any animal shelter place come and get them.. beacuse they won't!!!!!!!!
and in addition to the cats.. i have my dog.. and 2 brothers!!!!
We have a cat rescue service which captures feral felines spay / nueters them and then releases them back to there home turf. There are literally 1000's of feral cats here on the coast of NC. We actually adopted one, he took some time but now enjoys the indoor (sometimes) life, his name is Riley, then we have our old guy Gatsby, both are black. My wife has a thing for black cats. ( I sometimes wonder when the coven meets  )
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen I have two budgies called Magnus and Denim. Pretty, pretty birds! *love*
Magnus (which ironically is female) is currently brooding on three eggs and daddy Denim is proud as a rooster.
I am about to become a grandmother!  I have a pet chicken called Magus, she can shoot fire out of her .... beak -YOU SICK SICK PEOPLE! I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY!
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Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul.
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Originally Posted by sabreur Have you ever heard the story about the last words Neil Armstrong said before he stepped off the moon and back up onto the LEM?
I have not, no.
Now you HAVE to say it.
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul. Wow...took three pages for the first Python quote!
Damnned if I can remember the skit, tho...
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Originally Posted by Inquartata The Fish License Sketch. For some reason I was thinking it was "Eric the half-a-bee"
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Eric the Half-Bee comes in at the end of the fish-license sketch. He is one of many pets named Eric, the first being Eric the halibut...
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I thought it was some Mayor who's brain is so small he has to be slapped around before it falls into place! Those wacky Brits! God Bless 'em. John Matus
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