A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
(and I've read animal farm on my own time back in highschool. Excellent book, though it's been awhile since I've picked it up. I need to get myself a copy)
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