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 Originally Posted by The Armourer .... you can tell me - what had you been drinking/smoking whatever? Me? i've been smoking... YOU!
Nope. Never had one.
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Originally Posted by MHS Fencer The worst fencing dreams are on the plane on the way back from a large tournament, and you fall asleep, and you fence your last bout that you lost in your mind and whenever you try to lunge you suddenly wake up realizing you just hit the seat in front of you. Yes, this has happened multiple times, the worst of which was my first open NAC (back when they were opens). and after you cry out, and the plane passengers turn to look at the source of the noise, you realize you still have the drool slipping down your chin!
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Surely you weren't on that plane! that was 5 years ago!
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wait, I do remember I had one.. I was in the car, on the way back from a fencing tournament, and i was half dazed and tired, y'know the feeling. Well I suddenly extended my arm really, really fast, and I smashed my kuckles on the dash. My mom was freaked out, believe you me...
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It's technically not fencing-related, but it sort of is 'cause fencerontheline was in it.
Last night, I had this dream that FOTL and I were in bed, and I was all over him, but I refused have sex with him. Because of that, he went to the washroom to "finish the job". After a while, I went to look for him and I found him standing in the washroom wearing a fencing mask, holding an electric razor in one hand and masturbating with the other! Isn't that weird?!
Last edited by cornflower; 12-07-2004 at 02:59 PM.
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...? Fencerontheline? Do you have anything to say to this? 
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If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
~The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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dude, she refused to have sex with you. Cornflower of all peoplerefused to have se with you. Damn man, you're sad.... 
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Cornflower! How could you! You dream-cheated on me! ::sniffle::
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Yeah! I dream cheated on you after you cheated on me with Kismet! sonofabeetch! and after all we've gone through!!! ::sobs hysterically::
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Originally Posted by cornflower Yeah! I dream cheated on you after you cheated on me with Kismet! sonofabeetch! and after all we've gone through!!! ::sobs hysterically:: Ah, ah, take it easy! A threesome will solve all your problems.... 
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I had a dream that I ate out the forte of my epee.... that was lastnight....  "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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The weirdest dream related to fencing that I can remember was about six weeks ago.
I was at the Military Europeans and dreamt that I beat Sonia Tol. That was weird...
(Alas it didn't come true, I lost 5-3...oh well.)
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