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  1. 12-01-2004 07:57 PM #1
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    Lets Make Some Poems!!!!!!!

    We's gonna make some poems.... NAUGHTY POEMS!!!! lots of innuendo, and lotsa lotsa hornyness. I shall start poeming a hot hobbit haiku.
  2. 12-01-2004 08:05 PM #2
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    What about Dwarves? Don't you find dwarves attractive as well?
    I'm not Random. I'm Abstract.
    http://www.fencing.net/forums/thread...tml#post560736
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ivu5fLWBpc
    Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass.
  3. 12-01-2004 08:12 PM #3
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    Westley, be careful what you say to Birdy.
    Proditio plerumque amatur, proditor odio habetur.
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  4. 12-01-2004 08:17 PM #4
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    In the humpin of the stumper
    sat a toady, quite a jumper,
    Bailiho a bailiwack
    he lost his pork
    in one fell whack.

    And so his miss was missen sumpin
    so he went a back to stumpin,
    lordy who and lordy lick
    he found his bailiwick.

    Yea he left for home to hump'er
    the little miss that missed his thumper
    bailiwack a bailihee
    move along there's naught to see.
    "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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    zz,zz,zz,zz,zz,zz!
  5. 12-01-2004 08:38 PM #5
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    best sex poem ever written (warning: do not take literally),

    www.plagiarist.com/poetry/331/
    "Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded."
    -Jimi Hendrix
  6. 12-01-2004 09:19 PM #6
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    Cow Haiku

    My name is cowpaste
    How do you find a girlfriend?
    Girls are for mating.
    "That's hot." - Paris Hilton
  7. 12-02-2004 12:52 AM #7
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    Wow.... what an intellectually challenging thread.
    "You can honestly say that you can settle for a life full of repression and denial?" "And the dinner parties. You can never forget the dinner parties."
  8. 12-02-2004 11:22 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saber-Psycho
    Wow.... what an intellectually challenging thread.
    Challenging or challenged?
    "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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  9. 12-03-2004 02:35 AM #9
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    Perhaps we should read the guidelines again.
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
  10. 12-04-2004 01:15 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by esskreemr
    Challenging or challenged?
    Either or.
    "You can honestly say that you can settle for a life full of repression and denial?" "And the dinner parties. You can never forget the dinner parties."
  11. 12-04-2004 01:27 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwant2bafencer
    Perhaps we should read the guidelines again.
    Agh! Don;t be such an adult.
    I'm not Random. I'm Abstract.
    http://www.fencing.net/forums/thread...tml#post560736
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ivu5fLWBpc
    Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass.
  12. 12-04-2004 01:47 AM #12
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    I can handle it. It's inconsiderate to others who can't. There're 12 year olds on here guys. Show some respect.
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
  13. 12-05-2004 11:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by riptide
    best sex poem ever written (warning: do not take literally),

    www.plagiarist.com/poetry/331/
    lol i'm named after e.e. cummings
    thetheory.tk
  14. 12-05-2004 11:44 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwant2bafencer
    I can handle it. It's inconsiderate to others who can't. There're 12 year olds on here guys. Show some respect.
    We know there's 12 year olds on here. Thus this thread...

    HillBilly, can I call you e.e.?
  15. 12-06-2004 12:44 AM #15
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    Considering all 12 year olds think that way. Seriously, think about everyone else who doesn't want to deal with it.
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
  16. 12-06-2004 02:19 PM #16
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    only if my last name can be "oo-oo". Then I'l be like a monkey.
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    e.e. o_o o_o
  18. 12-07-2004 11:24 AM #18
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    A horny hobbit of Bagend
    Wentt to the elves to be pimpen
    He couldn't reach high enough
    It made it too tough
    To have 'fun' with that hobbit of bagend
    thetheory.tk
  19. 12-07-2004 11:26 AM #19
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    There once was a man from 'stanbul
    Who loquatized thus to his tool,
    "You've taken my health
    And you've stolen my wealth,
    And now you won't pee, you old fool!"
    The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
  20. 12-07-2004 03:46 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by telkanuru
    There once was a man from 'stanbul
    Who loquatized thus to his tool,
    "You've taken my health
    And you've stolen my wealth,
    And now you won't pee, you old fool!"
    rep point to you man, that was hilarious!
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