11-30-2004, 01:12 PM
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| The killer joke
So these two saberists are fencing alone at the club one weekend, when one of them suddenly clutches his chest and falls to the floor. His eyes are glazed over and he's not breathing. His companion doesn't know what to do, so he grabs the phone and calls emergency services.
"I think my friend just died," he gasps. The operator responds, "Just be calm, sir. I can help. First, let's make sure he's actually dead." A moment of silence passes on the phone, followed by a loud "Thwunk." The fencer comes back to the phone: "OK. Now what?" | 
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11-30-2004, 01:19 PM
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#2 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| Hahaha! 
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11-30-2004, 01:49 PM
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| HA HA HA HA HA and so true!
I'm moving this to the Water Cooler. | |
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11-30-2004, 01:51 PM
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| (For the record, it's an adaptation of a joke that was voted online a couple of years ago. The original involved hunters. I swapped "thwunk" for the gunshot.) | |
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11-30-2004, 01:58 PM
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| Joke of the day!!
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11-30-2004, 02:16 PM
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| Hahaha!! man that is funny.I have a joke if you dont mind.
So,two drunk guys were walking down the street when the first guy falls down clutching his heart.The secound guy runs over to a pay phone and calls 911.The peson on the other line says"sir what is the problem ".The man says"I think that my friend just had a heart attack the name of the street is called drizzle wood".The man on the other line says"can you spell th name of the street for me".The drunk said with a puzzled expresion on his face and said"no,I can't but how about I drag him over to oak street". | |
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11-30-2004, 02:28 PM
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| The joke that inspired the joke that started this thread was a lot funnier before the videotape in Falluja. 
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11-30-2004, 02:36 PM
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| oh please, there's always someone...
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11-30-2004, 03:01 PM
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| Heheheehehehehe!!! This is great!
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11-30-2004, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Victor So these two saberists are fencing alone at the club one weekend, when one of them suddenly clutches his chest and falls to the floor. His eyes are glazed over and he's not breathing. His companion doesn't know what to do, so he grabs the phone and calls emergency services.
"I think my friend just died," he gasps. The operator responds, "Just be calm, sir. I can help. First, let's make sure he's actually dead." A moment of silence passes on the phone, followed by a loud "Thwunk." The fencer comes back to the phone: "OK. Now what?" | It's much, much funnier with the thunk....more subtle. | |
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11-30-2004, 05:54 PM
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| I agree with you completely.
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11-30-2004, 08:38 PM
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| No fair! That's my joke! I think I may have even posted it on this forum.... Or someone did. | |
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11-30-2004, 10:18 PM
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| two men walk into a bar
the third ducks
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11-30-2004, 10:56 PM
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| Hahaha! I love that one! That's officially my favourite joke in the world. I don't know any jokes but I have a riddle for the smart people on here...
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11-30-2004, 10:58 PM
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| the suspense is killing me, owww the pain, the pain
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11-30-2004, 11:00 PM
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| hehe, Does that mean you would like to try it? (now the good question is can I remember it correctly?)
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11-30-2004, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah hehe, Does that mean you would like to try it? (now the good question is can I remember it correctly?) | go ahead, shoot
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11-30-2004, 11:05 PM
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| Ok, forgive me if my memory messes up here...
You're in a room with ten bags of gold-looking coins filled with ten coins each. The only way to leave the room is by taking a bag with you. One of the bags is filled with real gold, the others are worthless. You have one quarter to use on the scale. How do you figure out which bag holds the real gold coins?
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11-30-2004, 11:09 PM
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| that's easy, you use the quarter and weigh it against one coin from each of the bags, and you go with the one that has the opposite effect of all the others. that's the bag with the gold
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11-30-2004, 11:11 PM
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