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    Male vs. Female

    I just ordered a jacket and lame, but I failed to specify I was male. I didn't get the shipment yet, but my online invoice has registered the jacket and lame as female. Is there a large difference between the male and female versions? Or are they basically the same? I ordered a Blue Gauntlet Cotton/Nylon Front Zipper Jacket and Uhlmann Foil Lame.

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    Female jackets are cut dufferently to allow for...a couple of things. Primarily, they have darts underneath the breasts to allow for room for them
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    darts?

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    There's pockets on the inside for our boob cups.

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    Boob cups. Is that the official name?
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    I dunno, but it makes me giggle.

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    Imagine the flood of entries one would get to the First Annual Boob Cup tournament...

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    *falls over laughing*

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    The fencing ladies in our club (who were the leadership and regularly skewered all male competition for about three years running) always referred to them as "hubcaps."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Imagine the flood of entries one would get to the First Annual Boob Cup tournament...

    Ahh.. if only I could win the 'Golden Boob'
    Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.

    Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shango
    darts?
    I feel my masculinity slipping away as I type this... but... darts are stitching in fabric that 'draws in' the fabric, basically if you take two spots on the fabric any distance apart (usually a small distance) and stitch them so that they come together, you have just (in effect) shortened the fabric in that one spot. doing this allows for you to have a larger piece of fabric up around the breasts where there is more to a woman, and draw the fabric in so that the woman doesn't look like she is wearing a tent over her belly. Look at any women's dress shirt, most dresses, and anything that is tight fitting while not being stretchy, and you are quite likely to see darts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgepps
    The fencing ladies in our club (who were the leadership and regularly skewered all male competition for about three years running) always referred to them as "hubcaps."

    I've always thought they were called headlights...
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    Not that I would ever dream of using any of these un-PC terms, or even snicker appreciatively should someone else do so, some of the ones I have heard are:

    Amazon Cups
    Valkerie Cups
    Headlights
    Hubcaps
    BulletProof Boobies
    Saber Saucers
    Frisbees
    Titanium Titty Guards

    I am sure there are more I have not heard of yet!
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    All of these nicknames for breast protectors and I have yet to hear one for a male's cup. Not just in this thread, but everywhere else too. I object to that and will call my cup my 'launchpad' from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman
    ...I have yet to hear one for a male's cup. Not just in this thread, but everywhere else too. I object to that and will call my cup my 'launchpad' from now on.
    "Peanut Gallery"?
    Last edited by Maeve_Mari; 11-16-2004 at 12:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CvilleFencer
    I am sure there are more I have not heard of yet!
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    I've heard the large plastic one piece chest protector referred to as a "Xena bra"
    -w

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    So if I wear it, then would I look like a cross dresser?

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    Yeah, send it back. Or swallow your pride and just say whatever
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    Quote Originally Posted by oiuyt
    Battle Yarmulkas.

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    No, no, no. Combat yarmulkes. Oy, what a mensch.
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