| Prawn joke suitable for this time in the USA
Yup, this joke indubitably belongs here given the times.
PK
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea - one is called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being
eaten..."
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious Cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned
into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being
eaten by his old mate.
Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming
bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever
he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and
can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back
into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back. Lo and behold, he is
turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends
and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn
cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef,
he searched for his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy
and became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set
off to Christian's house.
As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again!"
Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy, and
I'll not be tricked."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed"...
(wait for it) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ......
"I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian" | 
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