Wow...a kid in my french class last year told us how his grandma likes to wash out shampoo containers and fill them with hard liquor for her to drink on the flight.

I wish I had a taser for all the stupid obnoxious people in my school who run around yelling and bashing into people. random idiot: "RAAAR HAHAHA I'm GOING TO GET YOU, BOYYYYY! *crashes into me*" me: *tases* I'd get to class so much faster.

Wait, so a 12 year old girl was drunk and smoking, barely clothed (from what I derive from the story), swimming, and playing hooky with a 6 year old boy? That seems a bit odd. These kids sound like they're from my screwy high school, not Parental Neglect Elementary School.