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    I'm 18 today

    Wooooot.... I made it... nobody shot me and no meteor hit me... So glad to have made it.
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    Happy birthday.

    Now you're an adult.. sort of.

    But look on the bright side: statistics show, people who have more birthdays live longer.
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    Happy birthday!

    Now you can be tried as an adult!
    "Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never . . . never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense." Churchill, 1941

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    Yay! That means you can now buy porno! (Unless it's different in NY?)

    and PS... I coulda sworn you were 25-something...
    Last edited by cornflower; 11-08-2004 at 04:29 PM.

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    Ahhh... 18. That awkward age where you are legaly an adult but also a minor.

    Congrats. Now go get a job!!!
    Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.

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    Wooot! no longer jail bait!


    Wait, are you female?
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    Congratulations on looking like Kate Bekinsale!!!...... and on turning 18. Only 3 more years till drinking...aw the monumental ages of our American lives.
    Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.

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    See, now if you were Canadian, you could drink in Quebec. But alas...
    If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davtsung
    Congratulations on looking like Kate Bekinsale!!!...... and on turning 18. Only 3 more years till drinking...aw the monumental ages of our American lives.
    Wait, fencerontheline is a girl? Argh! I've lost track of everyone's sex!

    Happy Birthday.
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    Ha! Like 1 week after the election.

    Congrats, now you can get drafted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman
    Wait, fencerontheline is a girl? Argh! I've lost track of everyone's sex!

    Happy Birthday.
    Wait, he's a GIRL? I.....my....world is turning upside down....I don't know what's right anymore...

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    Where did the whole sex confusion arise? The first mention of it is ls14evar's question...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cornflower
    Yay! That means you can now buy porno! (Unless it's different in NY?)

    and PS... I coulda sworn you were 25-something...
    Most people guess I'm older... And I am a guy. There should be no question about my sex... as my posts reek of manly manliness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jBirch
    See, now if you were Canadian, you could drink in Quebec. But alas...
    I've drank in Quebec before. Nobody has checked my ID in years- I guess I just seem older...
    If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust

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    If you were English you'd be an adult in every sense and a minor in none. You could drink, get married without your parent's permission, vote, rent any type of film, have gay sex....

    I don't think I recommend all of these though. But wine tastes nice.
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    But he still couldn't own a handgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    But he still couldn't own a handgun.
    And what a tragedy that would be, eh?
    "Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never . . . never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense." Churchill, 1941

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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    Most people guess I'm older... And I am a guy. There should be no question about my sex... as my posts reek of manly manliness.
    Yeah, I thought so. If you were a girl, you'd type like a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Artag-NOT
    And what a tragedy that would be, eh?
    Exactly.

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    enjoy 18 while it lasts is all i can say.
    and now that you're not a minor anymore, you can't use that excuse in court so shape up or get screwed.

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