Inter-weapon marriage.

[esskreemr]

Do you feel that they should ban same-weapon marriage? Personally, I would never marry someone who doesn't fence foil. I may consider someone who is part epee fencer or part sabre fencer as long as they still look like a foil fencer.

[keith]

Do you feel that they should ban same-weapon marriage? Personally, I would never marry someone who doesn't fence foil. I may consider someone who is part epee fencer or part sabre fencer as long as they still look like a foil fencer.

...but think of the children, dear god think of the children.

all that confusion with the lack of normal role models. Its not that I dislike sabruers, some of my best friends are sabruers, but really they should do it in private and not tell anyone.

[greenchick]

really they should do it in private and not tell anyone.

Somehow, the screaming always seems to give us away.

[keith]

Somehow, the screaming always seems to give us away.

don't think I haven't noticed, those solid thighs and supple arms - disgusting, terrible, and all that flunging. You should all lock yourselves in some dark room before you corrupt the youth of america.

[Soldier]

God has given a mandate to foilists. Foil is the One True Weapon, and we are His Chosen People.

Epeeists and sabreurs should not be allowed to procreate at all.

[K Degnon]

Actually, seeing as how sabre has become the love-child of foil (hobble footwork) and epee (new timings) I think we are now all inter-weapon and should feel free to marry whomever we wish.

[ThornOfTheBlood]

God has given a mandate to foilists. Foil is the One True Weapon, and we are His Chosen People.

Epeeists and sabreurs should not be allowed to procreate at all.

We all know Soldier, he's a loser so his opinion doesn't count.

[Soldier]

You savage pagans, always trying to smear the Believers...

[davtsung]

We could call such a coupling: Salle Fever

[Westley]

Now, I certainly could never endanger any future kids by marrying a blunt sabreur. I'm sorry, That's just not something I want my children going through. It's wrong and immoral. Sabreurs should stick to other sabreurs. That's the way god intended it. That way they don't go spreading the sabre GENE through all our pure Epee blood. I better protect poor Janie.... I don't trust these THRUSTING sabreurs.....

[Inquartata]

God has given a mandate to foilists.

Heh, yes, you may man-date all you like, that way eventually the foilists will die out, like the Shakers, leaving the world to the woman-dating sabre fencers...

[ebonylevin]

Spots should stick with spots and stripes should stick with stripes. If theres going to be any inter-weapon liasons then it should be foil-sabre cos then you have a slight chance of having an extra bodywire of all yours crap out. and epeeists inundating the fencing world eurgh... they have no imagination whatsoever.

[Soldier]

Heh, yes, you may man-date all you like, that way eventually the foilists will die out, like the Shakers, leaving the world to the woman-dating sabre fencers...

There's nothing like the devious beauty of a female foilist.

At least we're moving evolution forward still, not back again.

[Westley]

Foilists are higher on the caste system than Sabreurs. They bridge the gap. Half Epee, half Sabre. They're the result of inter-weapon marriage. Do we need any more proff that it should be banned? I mean, If a sick old Epeeist wants to swap spit with a nasty foilist, then that's fine, but keep it in the bedroom. Don't bring it into the house of God, you inhuman animals!

[mrbiggs]

Epeeists who "marry" sabrists are not actually marrying them at all, because it isn't recognized by the church. That action is ugly in the eyes of all people who are even slightly religious, and we must take immediate action to prevent any of these horrible atrocities from being allowed in the government.

If they want a "union" of their weapons, that's fine, but that's all they're getting.

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

We could just cleanse the world of those awful epeeists and those evil sabreurs, that way inter-weapon marriage wouldn't be an issue.

[The Mormegil]

that was excellent mrbiggs

[davtsung]

Saber + Epee = Tall and violent kids
Saber + Foil = Violent but calculating kids
Foil + Epee = Saber kids
Foil + Epee + Saber = Darth Vader

[mrbiggs]

Spots should stick with spots and stripes should stick with stripes.

In the U.S., spots aren't allowed to stick with spots.

[davtsung]

So the spots should stick it to the stripes, and the stripes should stick it to everybody.