George Bush would ban fencing competitions!

[Victor]

A shocking comment issued during one of President Bush's final campaign speeches before the election: "I promise to keep America safe from terrorism, allow our wealthiest residents to invest more of their hard-earned money in the economy, and eliminate all effeminate fencing competitions ... especially the sissy foil. America can only stand strong if we do not allow our children to play with swishy swords."

Obviously, we cannot allow this to occur. So vote today, vote Kerry, and vote often.

[esskreemr]

When I read this, I was outraged. I was a FIRM Bush supporter before this. I was willing to accept the abolition of the Public Education system. I was willing to accept the 6 hours of Christian oriented theology in schools. I was willing to accept changing the "under God" to "under Jesus Christ". I was willing to accept the Constitutional amendment banning marriage between homosexuals and interracial couples.

But this is the last straw!

[Convert3557]

A shocking comment issued during one of President Bush's final campaign speeches before the election: "I promise to keep America safe from terrorism, allow our wealthiest residents to invest more of their hard-earned money in the economy, and eliminate all effeminate fencing competitions ... especially the sissy foil. .

You almost had me. That mark about foil being sissy just gave it away

[mrbiggs]

Although in one of the earlier debates, Kerry DID imply that he was anti-flick. Some of you Bush supporters may try to deny that, but it happened, and it's real.

[Soldier]

Kerry was anti-flick, before he was pro-flick.

[Inquartata]

Subject to global weight and shim tests, of course.

[melihop]

Lmao.. I feel for this at first.. I send it to my frriend and she fell for it too.. its the blond thing.. I SWEAR!

[esskreemr]

Kerry was anti-flick, before he was pro-flick.

Cheney's daughter fences in the SCA...

[Schiavona]

Wel.....I can see it, if he's only talking about banning foil. I mean, foils just look evil, right? And those foilists! I mean, doesn't foil get more black cards than the other two weapons combined? I'm sure that banning foil is for the good of us all and won't lead to the banning of other weapons.*sarcasm*

[Inquartata]

OK...you've got my vote.

[Soldier]

Kerry is a flick-flopper.

[Elemental]

Kerry is a flick-flopper.

Groan

Keep this up and were gonna nick name you Inqu Jr.

[mollusk]

Did he mean foil or all weapons of tip depression?

[mrbiggs]

Kerry was anti-flick, before he was pro-flick.

Actually, he's anti-flick, but he disagrees with the METHODS the FIE is using to abolish the flick. It's all quite simple.

[Westley]

Foil's flick. Epee's skewer. And sabre's just look stupid. Like Sabreurs.

[pkt]

Foil's flick. Epee's skewer. And sabre's just look stupid. Like Sabreurs.

Foil and epee are pokey, pokey.
Sabres are the weapons of choice of tax cutters...

Make your own conclusions.

PK