The Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator

[Maeve_Mari]

Here's a great little game to play on this the eve of our election.
Time to get it in now, before it's too late!

THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR

http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php

Here's my first attempt (fun):

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, and gun owners could kill liberals.

[jBirch]

"George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could invade women."

I KNEW IT!

[riptide]

George W. Bush, using black magic, agreed to lift the curse on the Boston Red Sox in order to get an endorsement from Curt Schilling.

[scarlet_woman156k]

for those "onion" lovers, kinda funny:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4043&n=1

[Maeve_Mari]

for those "onion" lovers, kinda funny:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4043&n=1

Big Wednesday! hahaha
"You can't walk through a black neighborhood here in Miami without seeing our 'Don't Forget Big Wednesday!' message up on a billboard, tacked to a phone booth, or taped to a bus shelter," Monreal added. "The Republican Party has spared no expense in this endeavor." GOP committees in Ohio, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Oregon, and Florida have spent more than $3 million on pamphlets, posters, stickers, and T-shirts bearing such slogans as "Put America First—Vote On The Third!" and "November 3rd Is Your Time To Be Heard."