topleft topright

Closed Thread
Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Senior Member Array jeff's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    It's a dry heat
    Posts
    6,686

    Lynne Cheney's bodice ripper novel

    Not everyone knows about Lynne Cheney's (VP Dick Cheney's wife) literary career, which includes having written a steamy bodice ripper novel "Sisters", complete with the usual heaving breasts and florid language, but made more unique by adding lesbian sex to the mix. If you're fortunate enough to have a copy, be happy - not because of its literary merit, but because they're rare and expensive!

    For a sample, see http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

    It shouldn't have anything to do with how one votes (except for setting off your sanctimony alert)... but it is funny.
    "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."

  2. #2
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    away
    Posts
    4,514
    bizarre, do you think the seventh excerpt refers to the first time she met Dick?

    ....although not being familiar with the genre I feel unable to comment on its literary merits.

  3. #3
    Senior Member Array riptide's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    279
    freaky-deaky
    "Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded."
    -Jimi Hendrix

  4. #4
    Senior Member Array Peach's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    5,767
    Blog Entries
    1042
    Speaking as a respectable middle-aged middle-school English teacher with an image to maintain but who has written and published a couple of moderately trashy novels, that's one of the things I do not hold against Lynne Cheney, and I hope you won't either.
    "Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead." -- Dennis Pierce, 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest, detective fiction category runner-up.

  5. #5
    Senior Member Array riptide's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    279
    freaky-deaky


    "Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded."
    -Jimi Hendrix

  6. #6
    Senior Member Array Westley's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
    Posts
    2,940
    Check it out further guys. It's a spoof website. If it was serious it would .gov, not .org. Even the front page has anti- bush ads. But now I want to read Peach's trashy Romance novels.
    I'm not Random. I'm Abstract.
    http://www.fencing.net/forums/thread...tml#post560736
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ivu5fLWBpc
    Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass.

  7. #7
    Senior Member Array Schiavona's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Anchorage Alaska
    Posts
    1,590
    They're science fiction/fantasy, not romance.

    And Peach, I didn't think they were trashy
    John Matus
    Anchorage Fencing Club

  8. #8
    Senior Member Array jeff's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    It's a dry heat
    Posts
    6,686
    More power to Peach in any case... Hey, Peach: want to tell us titles or ISBN numbers so your loyal fencing.net friends can boost your sales?
    "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."

  9. #9
    Senior Member Array Peach's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    5,767
    Blog Entries
    1042
    Well . . . They're out of print in any case, so I wouldn't earn any more royalties (not that I ever earned back my advance, which is the horrid secret of publishing), but they did well for a while, were translated into French and Japanese that I know of, and were a SF Book-of-the-Month Club selection as a combined volume.

    Nameless Magery ISBN 0-345-42430-1 and Of Swords and Spells ISBN 0-345-42432-8 at some used book supplier somewhere.
    "Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead." -- Dennis Pierce, 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest, detective fiction category runner-up.

  10. #10
    Senior Member Array jeff's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    It's a dry heat
    Posts
    6,686
    Funny how you had not only the titles but the ISBN's handy Yeah, "out of print", and "not earning back the advance" - the two evil phrases of publishing. I think it was Thoreau who was challenged to a duel by another author and he suggested that they throw unused copies of their books at each other. If we ever fence one another and can't settle on foil vs. sabre, we can do the same (though I hope yours are paperbacks!)
    "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."

  11. #11
    Senior Member Array Peach's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    5,767
    Blog Entries
    1042
    So do you have your ISBNs handy? I admit I'm at work and I keep a couple of copies of the books in my bookcase to impress my easily-impressed students, so I just had to lean forward and grab them.

    The other phrase I find amusing, addressed to authors: "Can you give me a copy of your book?" They think we have cases of them in our houses.

    Quote Originally Posted by jeff
    Funny how you had not only the titles but the ISBN's handy Yeah, "out of print", and "not earning back the advance" - the two evil phrases of publishing. I think it was Thoreau who was challenged to a duel by another author and he suggested that they throw unused copies of their books at each other. If we ever fence one another and can't settle on foil vs. sabre, we can do the same (though I hope yours are paperbacks!)
    "Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead." -- Dennis Pierce, 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest, detective fiction category runner-up.

  12. #12
    Senior Member Array jeff's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    It's a dry heat
    Posts
    6,686
    Quote Originally Posted by Peach
    So do you have your ISBNs handy? I admit I'm at work and I keep a couple of copies of the books in my bookcase... snip!
    Yeah, I do the same. They're related to my profession, so it adds a little aura...

    Quote Originally Posted by Peach
    The other phrase I find amusing, addressed to authors: "Can you give me a copy of your book?" They think we have cases of them in our houses.
    Oh, that is *so* true... My standing offer is "If you buy it, I'll autograph it..."
    "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30