View Poll Results: Inquartata or jBirch? - Voters
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Inquartata or jBirch Pick one and give your reasons, if you wish. Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.
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Pick one for what?
When I'm being attacked? I know what an inquartata is, but I've never heard of a jbirch. Is it a another type of counterattack?
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jBirch, because Inquartata is a Republican.
Although I never really agree with the Birchinator, either. But I'll vote his way anyway. It's like an "anybody but Bush" sort of thing. 
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 Originally Posted by mrbiggs jBirch, because Inquartata is a Republican.
Although I never really agree with the Birchinator, either. But I'll vote his way anyway. It's like an "anybody but Bush" sort of thing. Inq's not specifically a republican! Contrary to what we all argue over with him, he's already stated in a couple posts here already that he is VOTING FOR KERRY!
Inq's a free spirit and independent man and plans to vote for the candidate of HIS CHOICE!
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I don't know jbirch. But if jbirch's nickname is representative of an association to/with the John Birch Society, then I'd likely still have to choose Inq :~)
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Inquartata, because teh name kixors. (Not that I could ever manage a successful inquartata, but it sounds cool) "In offering to you, my countrymen, these counsels... But, if I may even flatter myself, that they may be productive of some partial benefit, some occasional good; that they may now and then recur to moderate the fury of party spirit, to warn against the mischiefs of foreign intrigue, to guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism; this hope will be a full recompense for the solicitude for your welfare, by which they have been dictated." - George Washington
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jBirch becuase he's such a suave and sophistimicated gentleman. That and he's hot. And you can't forget that he's Canadian. Huge bonus points for that.
Last edited by jBirch; 10-29-2004 at 12:37 AM.
If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
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At least you are not like my friend who was from the little town of Big Beaver. Yeah, he gets mocked about that... Oh, and because he's Candadian, of course.  The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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Well, there's always the classic: Dildo right next to Conception Bay... And I always found Home, NF to be a kinda funny name for a place.
"Where we now, boy?"
"Dunno."
"Well, we're Home now!" If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
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How long do I have to be undecided? I don't like either candidate. Oh wait.... that's the general election.
In that case, I like you both and I can't pick a favorite. Don't let 'em drop it. Don'tlet'emdropit. Stop it... bebop it.
~Charlie Mingus
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This poll is egregiously flawed and inflammatory, I protest most vigorously and demand a redesign!
It had to be said. 
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Inquartata, because you can shorten it to "Inq".
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This is a wise and judicious position, it cannot be denied...
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My vote can be bought with chocolate!
(What are we voting for anyway? Who we agree with more?) Some people are like slinkys. They serve no useful purpose, but it sure feels good when you push them down the stairs.
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Originally Posted by Inquartata This is a wise and judicious position, it cannot be denied... Logically, your supposition is flawed. What do you mean by wise and judicious??? Further, your implication about the impossibility of denial rejects the possibility of it being so. However, since I deny it, then it shows how you've got a fallacy of bifurcation there. A logical fallacy of greatest magnitude.
Therefor, the decision must be ~wise and ~judicious. If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
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lol. I luv 'em both
Except Jbirch posts on the lyric game thing 
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Originally Posted by jBirch Logically, your supposition is flawed. What do you mean by wise and judicious??? Further, your implication about the impossibility of denial rejects the possibility of it being so. However, since I deny it, then it shows how you've got a fallacy of bifurcation there. A logical fallacy of greatest magnitude.
Therefor, the decision must be ~wise and ~judicious. I ward off your bifurcation with a circulus in demonstrando! Avaunt, avert!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata I ward off your bifurcation with a circulus in demonstrando! Avaunt, avert! Dang. I've been skewered on the tynes of Morton's Fork! What to do? What to do?
Wait a minute. Didn't Plato have some trick of rhetoric for this situation? I know! Inquartata with opposition of demonstrando to the heart of the argument: Ad Hominum!
Don't vote for Inquartata. He's a dolt.
*grin* If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
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I shall strike you down with a thunderdolt an you are not careful!
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*grin*
"Thunderdolt" That was priceless. If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
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