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Best Pick-up line you've used or heard of? Self-explanatory really. And please don't submit the one about the mirror in the pockets...  Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best
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Hey, I like your earrings. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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Cant imagine that ever working, but beer goggles are mighty.... Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best
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any question that cannot be answered with a yes, a no or a slap in the face 
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Best pick up line?
This is what a friend of mine used successfully:
"Hi, I'm Steve I'm a biscuit designer."
"A what?"
"A biscuit designer - I came up with pattern on the back of custard creams."
"Really!"
"Yeah, I'm quite a creative person here let me show you ..."
Believe it or not that worked. Cheeky git.
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 Originally Posted by davtsung Cant imagine that ever working, but beer goggles are mighty....
It works pretty well. Work on the small things, pretend that you're like, observative. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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I don't believe in pick-up lines.
But then again, I am chronicly single...  Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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Originally Posted by Elemental I don't believe in pick-up lines.
But then again, I am chronicly single... Join the club... it doesnt get better. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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I prefer the one that never goes out of style.
I walk up, say, 'Hello, I'm Achilleus.'
The conversation usually goes from there...
Pretty high success rate so far... We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin', yeah, that's our philosophy
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Shoes, always comment on the shoes. But don't make too big a deal out of it or they'll think you play for the other team. Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease......
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Originally Posted by latenight Shoes, always comment on the shoes. "Hey, baby. Nice Asymmetrics ya got there...."
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Originally Posted by achilleus I prefer the one that never goes out of style.
I walk up, say, 'Hello, I'm Achilleus.'
The conversation usually goes from there...
Pretty high success rate so far... Do you include "Breaker of Men"? How much of a relationship do you need to tell someone your only weakness is your heel? When you date a girl, is it because she likes you, or because you've taken her by force? For how long do you mope when the king sends her back?
 The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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"Hi. I suck at pickup lines, so can I just skip that and buy you a drink?"
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Originally Posted by telkanuru Do you include "Breaker of Men"? How much of a relationship do you need to tell someone your only weakness is your heel? When you date a girl, is it because she likes you, or because you've taken her by force? For how long do you mope when the king sends her back? The similarity to Brad Pitt really makes it all kind of moot after I say 'Hello.'
We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin', yeah, that's our philosophy
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"I know most guys can thrust, but I can reposte, remise, and redouble."
Not that I would actually use it. "I live my life a bout at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bulls***. For those 15 touches or less, I am free."
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Originally Posted by achilleus The similarity to Brad Pitt really makes it all kind of moot after I say 'Hello.' Yeah, but it's pretty common for a lot of fencers to have poor grooming habits  Not to recognize the power of the Titanium Spork is to be in denial.
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Originally Posted by greenchick "Hey, baby. Nice Asymmetrics ya got there...." I see I've hit on you before  Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best
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telling someone how pretty their eyes are might do the trick  "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
- Muhammad Ali
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The closest thing I ever did to a pick-up line was my senior year when I asked this girl to the prom.
I was on the yearbook staff so I asked her if she would be willing to provide an interview since I was doing a page about the independant study program (of which she was a member)
I asked her the usual questions that would be asked in such an interview. Then I said "I just have one final question... would you come to prom with me?" She said yes.
The problem with such tactics is that they tend not to work past high school. Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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Originally Posted by latenight Shoes, always comment on the shoes. But don't make too big a deal out of it or they'll think you play for the other team. Considering how much time, effort and money most women spend on shoes not to mention the pedicure... anything that shows a man's appreciation of her shoes and feet should work.
Just look at the latest Rod Stewart "American Song Book III" and you'll see what i mean.
PK
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