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 Originally Posted by davtsung This line explains why I'm single still, and my posts for the marriage thread. Given your apparent occupation, I have a feeling that your stock is on the up-and-up. Don't let 'em drop it. Don'tlet'emdropit. Stop it... bebop it.
~Charlie Mingus
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Im on fire and was just wondering if I could run through yor sprinkler  "The shopowner and his son ... well that's an entirely different story altogether ... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
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Best one I've ever heard:
Excuse me, but are you single? You are? Is every other guy on the planet blind? Some people are like slinkys. They serve no useful purpose, but it sure feels good when you push them down the stairs.
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer Given your apparent occupation, I have a feeling that your stock is on the up-and-up. Women don't dig the white coat as much as we would like to believe; and you kinda have to worry about the one's that do. Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best
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"are you okay?"
"uh, yes, why?"
"'Cause the fall from heaven must've hurt!"
But I usually rely on my charming wit to get me where I want.
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POSERS!!! NOBODY wants to hear a cliche. And you might want to reconsider what you're wishing for...just in case you do get it. *sardonic smile* Psychic inspiration works...the cue and the clue...and some spirits are better left alone...they'll rape your soul, even if you do manage to get away alive...been there, done that.... (Just smile and say, "Yes, Dad....")  Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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Dont you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level? I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it.
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Originally Posted by cornflower Flexibility during sex *cough*. Unfortunately, I don't have that "talent". How about I prove you wrong? Don't you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
Want to see something swell? "Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded."
-Jimi Hendrix
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Originally Posted by riptide Be unique and different, just say yes. i wouldn't use that if i were you...kinda sounds like you're used to rejection. girls don't go for guys who ar used to being alone.
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Originally Posted by glowstix i wouldn't use that if i were you...kinda sounds like you're used to rejection. girls don't go for guys who ar used to being alone. then woe is me  Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and its all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best
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