10-21-2004, 06:36 PM
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Hi! I'm really really bored, so just talk to me please. 
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10-21-2004, 06:38 PM
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| No, I refuse! Never!!! :-D
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10-21-2004, 06:44 PM
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|  awww.... my feelings are hurt now... | |
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10-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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| Ok, lets talk. Knickers. Between 7:15 and 7:45.
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10-21-2004, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Ok, lets talk. Knickers. Between 7:15 and 7:45. | Okays, I be there.... but I want to talk on here too...
I don't know these people and they don't call me special or psycho (even though that is my signature for my emails now) | |
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10-21-2004, 06:50 PM
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| Someone ask me something..... please..... | |
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10-21-2004, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Joan of Ark Someone ask me something..... please..... |
well at least talk... | |
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10-21-2004, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Joan of Ark Someone ask me something..... please..... | who pitched game 3 of the '74 series for Oakland?
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10-21-2004, 08:57 PM
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| not a clue.. though i think i may be a bit late on this board... | |
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10-21-2004, 09:32 PM
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| Haven't you guys heard of chatrooms? They're rather convenient, lotsa people wantin to talk. look into it 
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10-21-2004, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Almightynoitall who pitched game 3 of the '74 series for Oakland? | no clue what-so-ever | |
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10-21-2004, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwant2bafencer Haven't you guys heard of chatrooms? They're rather convenient, lotsa people wantin to talk. look into it | I dont like chat rooms... and besides... everyone in my chat room right now are arguing and cussing each other out and I am sick of it. and 'sides my parents dont want me in a chat room right now... | |
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10-21-2004, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwant2bafencer Haven't you guys heard of chatrooms? They're rather convenient, lotsa people wantin to talk. look into it |
you wouldnt happen to know of any fencing chat rooms would you? | |
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10-21-2004, 10:11 PM
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| WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hi, Joan! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! How 'bout dem Mets, huh? Hibbity-hubbity! When monkeys play with monkey wrenchs, a startling result will occur-even if they can pick them up, they'll only break things. They won't even figure out the screw adjustment. Haha, screw adjustment. That's what psychiatrists give people to get rid of fetishes. So Joan, do YOU have any fetishes? I only ask because you asked ME to talk to YOU, so in all actuality, this post is entirely your fault. I'm not even under the influence of any chemicals at this time, despite the undoubtably obvious opinion of many of you probably at this time. This is demonstrated by the fact that I can type. It is also demonstrated by the phrase "undoubtably obvious", which is about as sober as it gets! Hey, in Britain, do you spell "sober" "sobre"? If "centre" and "shall" is allowed, why the hell not "sobre"? Like "sabre". Except with an "o". And less violent. Hey, if sabre is sobre, then why isn't foil toil? Actually, it IS! Foil is damn hard work, just ask anyone who fences it! Go ahead! Ask! I'm sure they won't mind. They'll just probably respond in the affirmative. I don't know why they would respond there, I usually respond in my mouth. Mouth is "bouche" in French, which rhymes with "douche", which is always funny. Unless you go to an AA meeting and say "stop drinking, you douche!" 'cuz them you'll get beat up. Actually, that would be pretty funny. My mistake. Although It'd probably only be funny to me. In that way, it's similar to the song that goes "I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die." When the singer is apparently talking about some old lady down the street. Of course, maybe the old lady stole things from him when he was younger or something, in which case I couldn't blame him. As all singers and old ladies know, a true Brat Pack post is not complete without a sexual reference, so I will quote Theodore Roosevelt when I say "speak softly and carry a big stick". Theodore's shoe size was reportedly a 21, including inflation. I used to wonder why in the Guiness Book of World Records they have the biggest shoe size, and yet the miss out on the biggest size of some of the other body parts. And then one say it dawned on me. Actually, it didn't dawn on me, it dawned right outside, because I was indoors at the time, but rest assured that it dawned all the same. Of course, that's not really anything special because it dawns every day, unless there's some sort of extended solar eclipse, which scientists agree is very unlikely, at about the same probablity of this single-paragraph post ending any time soon. Actually, this is a good post because it describes the eventual evolution of this thread into different mutant topics, which is why I'm covering them: to save time. You know what doesn't save time? Curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat, and it got away with it too. Personally, I'd be pretty pissed if curiosity killed MY cat, and I'd definately get a few civil suits going. It's the American way...first we get fat, and drive fat trucks and stuff, then we sue compaines for allowing us to buy their product. I apologize for the breif divergence into cynisism for that one moment, and I will now return to our regularly scheduled programming, which in this case is a stereotypical anti-smoking commercial. "*Big kid* Hey kid, you wanna smoke?" "*Little kid* Um....isn't that bad for you?" "*Big kid* DON'T BE A PUSSY! SMOKE THE F*** BUTT!" "*Little Kid* Okay" (Two days later) *Little kid dies of cancer*. So don't smoke kids, okay? Trust me, if a kid who is older than you has any interest at all in even talking to you, they're a loser. Do whatever you can to stay way the hell away from them before they infect you, and you in turn have to talk to even younger kids until eventually everyone is hanging out with babies and we are all unable to reproduce, thus ending the human race entirely. Do you see the harmful effects smoking can have? So Jimmy, next time someone near you is smoking, cut their balls off. Trust me, they'll think twice before harming themselves again! Speaking of self-harm, I'm not sure that this post is going to do anything good to my reputation....I think that people will now think that instead of being a little weird, I have gone completely over the edge. Or I'm under the influence of some sort of chemical, but we've already disputed that argument, haven't we? So, in conclusion, remember, Joan of Arc, that this post is entirely your fault, from start to finish. And I'm supposed to be doing English homework.  | 
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10-21-2004, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs Hi, Joan! How 'bout dem Mets, huh? time?. . . Curiosity killed the cat. . . And I'm supposed to be doing English homework. | HEY!!! I dont like the mets... or any other baseball team other than the braves for that matter... Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction made him fat... I have a fat cat! 30 lbs.. I hate cats. they are so scary... BOO! Ahhh!!!! I'm suppossed to be doing Enilish Homework, Social Stuides Homework AND science homework!!! How much research did it take you to put all that in? How long did it take you to type it? Do you know how long it took me to read? 15 minutes.. hey thats fast for me Why do you jabber so much? Whats a fetishe? Do you belive in psychics? I am a psychic... Bush will win the election and kerry will hide under a rock! I can tell you an exact prediction about the election but that would take to much of your time seeing you are supposed to be doing English homework... my cat is getting high off catnip.. I think you are a cat.. I think you are high on catnip.. of course you are one heck of a cat to be typing on here and to be fencing out there... wow you are slow... just now figuring out that there is a dawn everyday.. enjoy reading! | |
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10-21-2004, 10:42 PM
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| If you were trying to annoy me mr, I don't think it worked... just an oppinion... I have to eat dinner and take a shower still.... hmm dinner that sounds good... maybe I will eat today.. no I'm not anerexic.... I'm not fat or super skinny... 87 pounds and I am 13 and a half... so what? I eat food everyday (usually just a complete lunch and dinner though). I never eat breakfast. What an awful meal! why wake up in the morning and WORK to eat so you can WORK? why not just work???????? Do you like Linkin Park? I like LP.. My obbsessessed friends got me obsessed.. I can tell you the band members names and the instrument the play... I am... I am... I am.... stuck.... I ran out of annoying little thought blurbs so I may stop... but maybe not cause I can talk about this thought blob.. OOOOO someone kiddnaped a baby and murdered ME!!! Yes... my friends I am a ghost! A ghost I am.. I am dead and ou can't bring me back.. I am not from the futer.... I am from the past... but not this past **THEIR** Past... and you are one of them.... I am not one of them.. they kiddnapped me and killed me... you killed me.... You dont remember cause you are a ghost to... but they took your memory... you forgot to do that to me... I am dead now and so are you.... there is nothing that can be done... No I am not under the influence of anything... nor was any of that "DEAD" thing true... I have to tell people that cause some of them are so stupid that they can't figure out that I am kidding.. I am though.. this post is your fault mrbiggs.. from beginning to end I'll say it again this post is your fault... but then again.. that post was my fault... so this one is my fault cause that one is my fault... of the heck with that.... I am confused and so are you... good night my dear, dead friend.....  and good luck with your homework....  I never do mine... and I make A's... toodles!!!! | |
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10-21-2004, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Joan of Ark If you were trying to annoy me mr, I don't think it worked... | No, I'm not, it's just that I don't know who to trust. No surprise. Empty thoughts sift through dust. And the lies!
I'm trying not to break but I'm so tired of this deceit! Every time I try to make myself get back upon my feet, all I ever think about is this, all the tiring time between and how trying to put my trust in you just takes so much out of me.
In other words, I was just trying to get out of doing my English homework. | |
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10-21-2004, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hi, Joan! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! How 'bout dem Mets, huh? Hibbity-hubbity! When monkeys play with monkey wrenchs, a startling result will occur-even if they can pick them up, they'll only break things. They won't even figure out the screw adjustment. Haha, screw adjustment. That's what psychiatrists give people to get rid of fetishes. So Joan, do YOU have any fetishes? I only ask because you asked ME to talk to YOU, so in all actuality, this post is entirely your fault. I'm not even under the influence of any chemicals at this time, despite the undoubtably obvious opinion of many of you probably at this time. This is demonstrated by the fact that I can type. It is also demonstrated by the phrase "undoubtably obvious", which is about as sober as it gets! Hey, in Britain, do you spell "sober" "sobre"? If "centre" and "shall" is allowed, why the hell not "sobre"? Like "sabre". Except with an "o". And less violent. Hey, if sabre is sobre, then why isn't foil toil? Actually, it IS! Foil is damn hard work, just ask anyone who fences it! Go ahead! Ask! I'm sure they won't mind. They'll just probably respond in the affirmative. I don't know why they would respond there, I usually respond in my mouth. Mouth is "bouche" in French, which rhymes with "douche", which is always funny. Unless you go to an AA meeting and say "stop drinking, you douche!" 'cuz them you'll get beat up. Actually, that would be pretty funny. My mistake. Although It'd probably only be funny to me. In that way, it's similar to the song that goes "I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die." When the singer is apparently talking about some old lady down the street. Of course, maybe the old lady stole things from him when he was younger or something, in which case I couldn't blame him. As all singers and old ladies know, a true Brat Pack post is not complete without a sexual reference, so I will quote Theodore Roosevelt when I say "speak softly and carry a big stick". Theodore's shoe size was reportedly a 21, including inflation. I used to wonder why in the Guiness Book of World Records they have the biggest shoe size, and yet the miss out on the biggest size of some of the other body parts. And then one say it dawned on me. Actually, it didn't dawn on me, it dawned right outside, because I was indoors at the time, but rest assured that it dawned all the same. Of course, that's not really anything special because it dawns every day, unless there's some sort of extended solar eclipse, which scientists agree is very unlikely, at about the same probablity of this single-paragraph post ending any time soon. Actually, this is a good post because it describes the eventual evolution of this thread into different mutant topics, which is why I'm covering them: to save time. You know what doesn't save time? Curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat, and it got away with it too. Personally, I'd be pretty pissed if curiosity killed MY cat, and I'd definately get a few civil suits going. It's the American way...first we get fat, and drive fat trucks and stuff, then we sue compaines for allowing us to buy their product. I apologize for the breif divergence into cynisism for that one moment, and I will now return to our regularly scheduled programming, which in this case is a stereotypical anti-smoking commercial. "*Big kid* Hey kid, you wanna smoke?" "*Little kid* Um....isn't that bad for you?" "*Big kid* DON'T BE A PUSSY! SMOKE THE F*** BUTT!" "*Little Kid* Okay" (Two days later) *Little kid dies of cancer*. So don't smoke kids, okay? Trust me, if a kid who is older than you has any interest at all in even talking to you, they're a loser. Do whatever you can to stay way the hell away from them before they infect you, and you in turn have to talk to even younger kids until eventually everyone is hanging out with babies and we are all unable to reproduce, thus ending the human race entirely. Do you see the harmful effects smoking can have? So Jimmy, next time someone near you is smoking, cut their balls off. Trust me, they'll think twice before harming themselves again! Speaking of self-harm, I'm not sure that this post is going to do anything good to my reputation....I think that people will now think that instead of being a little weird, I have gone completely over the edge. Or I'm under the influence of some sort of chemical, but we've already disputed that argument, haven't we? So, in conclusion, remember, Joan of Arc, that this post is entirely your fault, from start to finish. And I'm supposed to be doing English homework. |
MrBiggs, dear, *pats hand* sugar is BAAAD.
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10-22-2004, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Saber-Psycho MrBiggs, dear, *pats hand* sugar is BAAAD. | NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It really isn't I have sugar for "breakfast" (morning snack for me) everyday... then I am like WAY hyper all day | |
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10-22-2004, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs In other words, I was just trying to get out of doing my English homework. | I haven't done any of my homework yet... and I'll be at school in an hour... .... I claim myself to be the worlds biggest procrastinator...... | |
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