50% Libertarian Party
10% NRA
Rest: Lots and lots of cheesecake.
__________________ "In offering to you, my countrymen, these counsels... But, if I may even flatter myself, that they may be productive of some partial benefit, some occasional good; that they may now and then recur to moderate the fury of party spirit, to warn against the mischiefs of foreign intrigue, to guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism; this hope will be a full recompense for the solicitude for your welfare, by which they have been dictated." - George Washington
I would buy myself a couple of acres up north so when it is fall, all the trees on my property are full of color. Have a lake and a nice large victorian/farm house. Invest a lot of it so I can make it larger. Explore the world and see what else is out there. Buy really nice fencing equipment and give some of my money to my parents so they can get a home down south like they have always wanted.
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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
- Muhammad Ali
Wait... unless you are the only person doing stuff at Fencing101, in which case you will have the job of doing all of that at once. The Utili-dummy :P Water in the left hand, foil in the right, (or vice versa) towel around the neck... its an all purpose training partner.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
what would I do with $1,241,644.54 Canadian
Small but nice car. (say...$40000+ $2000 insurence + gas at $0.95/L)
better, and soundproof apartment. ($250-500/mo extra)
a sevral mounth round-the-world trip (after my BA, before whateer I do after it... lets sa and MA) .($30000)
A bit of new fencing equipment (lets say $600).
living expences (I am a student) (on top of the above... $750/mo)
some investment (low risk) (whatever is left)
Lottery winnings and inheritence are not taxed in Canada (go figure....). Since I dont by lottery tickets, and lack rich relitives, this is not to say that I stand any chance of actually getting a million $
Actually, I'm Canadian so I am referring to 1 million CDN.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
Ahh, well you see, I've been locked in a closet for twelve years so I have no knowledge of anything...
You came out of a closet!?
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben