10-19-2004, 11:16 AM
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| See, I think you're just covering up the fact that they come at you moaning for brains, catch you, and then all wander away still searching for brains  | 
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10-19-2004, 11:17 AM
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#22 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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10-20-2004, 01:06 PM
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| This thread is SO strange to an Englishman.  
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I caught this morning morning’s minion, king-
dom of daylight’s dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate’s heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird,—the achieve of; the mastery of the thing! | |
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10-20-2004, 01:39 PM
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| Mmmm
Long range
Barret m82a1
m249 SAW with incindary rounds (zombies burn, right?)
Medium
USAS-12 semi auto shotgun
m16a3 with red dot and m203 grenade launcher
Short
Bastard sword and Heater shield.
Proably a suit of brigandine armor with curboil limbs and a 14thC german helm with klappvisor.
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10-20-2004, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ls14evar Proably a suit of brigandine armor with curboil limbs and a 14thC german helm with klappvisor. | Destroying the evil undead in style, hmm?
I say go for a shotgun in one hand, and chainsaw attached at the wrist in place of the other hand.
Just be careful about scratching oneself. | |
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10-20-2004, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Insipiens This thread is SO strange to an Englishman. | whilst you Eengleeshmen come up with Shawn of the Dead?
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10-20-2004, 04:01 PM
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| I'd get to Tasmania as fast as I could and die happy!
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10-20-2004, 04:48 PM
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| Unless TV has lied to me (and it never has before) zombies can only go at a very slow pace. So my plan would be to stand at the end of a conveyor belt, moving away from me, with my back to a wall so no zombie could reach me without being carried away.
Additionally if this conveyor belt carried food then I would be sorted and would just have to wait for the cavalry to come and save me. | |
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10-20-2004, 04:50 PM
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| Haha...all zombies do NOT move slow, what resident evil  | |
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10-20-2004, 04:55 PM
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| I haven't seen it therefore it doesn't count. | |
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10-20-2004, 05:16 PM
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| Better watch it soon, the zombie dogs are already in Texas.
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10-20-2004, 05:34 PM
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| In soviet russia, YOU eat zombies.
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10-21-2004, 06:07 AM
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#33 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Insipiens This thread is SO strange to an Englishman. |
Those last three words are superfluous. It's just strange. Not that it's stopped any of us from exacerbating it.  | |
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10-21-2004, 06:25 AM
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| It should be noted that many things are strange to Englishmen. Like good food and sunshine. | |
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10-21-2004, 07:16 AM
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#35 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| And yet, they are unfazed by magical fencing weasels...go figure. | |
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10-21-2004, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by telkanuru It should be noted that many things are strange to Englishmen. Like good food and sunshine. | That's not true. We all know sunshine is just a myth like elves and faries and eskimoes, stop trying to trick us. | |
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10-22-2004, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Those last three words are superfluous. It's just strange. Not that it's stopped any of us from exacerbating it. | It was the obssessive knowledge of firearms that seemed particularly weird. I have no problem with the zombie aspect. 
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I caught this morning morning’s minion, king-
dom of daylight’s dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate’s heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird,—the achieve of; the mastery of the thing! | |
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10-22-2004, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Elemental Weapons of choice:
Machette (blades don't need reloading ) | Thats bull, I'm constantly reloading my epee.
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10-22-2004, 03:18 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
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| reloading, and breaking a blade arent quite the same thing. 
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10-22-2004, 03:26 PM
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| I just watched the first half of a japanese movie called "Versus" last night. It alerted me to whole new zombie sub-type... the gun wielding zombie!!
I still the think the fast zombies are the scarier ones.
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