10-20-2004, 01:51 AM
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| I have some of them too... Or at least I used to... till I gave myself over entirely to soviet training...
But in all honesty, I am a poet... just like my long nosed hero... I'll come up with something fun tonight- but it will surely make you angry
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10-20-2004, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline But in all honesty, I am a poet... just like my long nosed hero... I'll come up with something fun tonight- but it will surely make you angry |
Awww....too bad the length is only in the nose, huh? 
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10-20-2004, 02:01 AM
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| Oh, take this to PM already! | |
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10-20-2004, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Saber-Psycho Awww....too bad the length is only in the nose, huh? | Oof- nice one. I'll replt soon enough... lemme brew up something fun
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10-20-2004, 02:13 AM
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| part 1: Ballad of the saberess
The once was a girl who'd cut and slash
and all of her opponants, she would trash
with a crushing four and swift three
she'd beat them quite mercilessly
After she won, she'd scream and shout
and after she lost, she'd cry and she'd pout
and after her long fencing day was done
after her hard fought competition was won
she'd sit down and exercise her mind
she'd read her book and eat many a pork rind....
She'd grow much wider as she grew more fierce
stronger was her four...
and faster was her three
but who could expect different from this pork fueled saber-monstrosity?
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10-20-2004, 02:44 AM
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| There once was a fencer named fencerontheline.
He called Sabresses fat all the damned time.
His verses were hacknied, crude was his prose.
Hiding behind the shadow of his misshapen nose.
One day the Sabresses heard, and they all made haste,
They formed a long line to smash his kidneys to paste.
So the sun rose red, over a blood spilled dawn.
Marking the price of such misconceptions drawn.
To this day, he still regrets his vile words.
Whenever he speaks, the pain comes in hoards.
For his nose that was so very long, is now 90º to the right.
Although, sadly, the thing that was so petite, still has no height.
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10-20-2004, 03:01 AM
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| Ballad of the saberinia:: Part 2
You hit my hard and with style
but your prose took quite a while
for me, it is effortless to write
whether it be 2:00 in the morning
or 11:00 at night...
And I know you smile hard and with mirth
but- still I know- wide is your girth
maybe it is tough to get through the bathroom door
maybe you are a fatty-fatty two-by-four
maybe it's your fate- to do it on the floor
And though my nose is quite long,
and though my generalizations are most often wrong...
There are some thing of which I am sure...
the evidence has shown me true...
and told me of a very fat you...
the telltale sign, your evidence left on the floor...
by the bathroom door...
P.S.
and as for the size of my buddy below,
I ask you, I implore you....
how do you know?
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10-20-2004, 03:37 AM
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| Glad you brought time to this issue
How very bright for you to do.
For while it might take me a while.
I'm not wallowing in a sea of denial.
You rant on and on about my "massive" girth.
At least my Mother doesn't lament the moment my of birth.
You go on and on, about nothing at all.
Quite being so trite, be proud of being small.
You are being quite vexatious it's true.
Did you once court a young saber maid
Who took a quick glance at your "blade"
and asked "this that an 0 or a 2 ?"
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10-20-2004, 11:49 AM
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| Saberlady:Part 3
I would not like to begin by being crass
but- I could not help but notice your gigantic saber-fencing ***
for it has blocked away my sun,
polluted the air,
and killed all the birds
of your behind... I have no more words
Now- the best way to see a problem true
is to think that problem through.
How could one get so large?
and still lead the monstrous saber-charge?
I thought as I slept and turned in my sleep
and still no answer came to me.
Then I looked online at the FDA
and the answer came my way
We have all been misled
US Women's Saber isn't about skill...
It's about our girls being grain-fed...
And you mentioned before that I tried to court one of your kind.
Please, end the lies! Do you mind?
For the saberess is of a very different creed
and two different species cannot breed...
why- my kind has little use for yours...
for a long distance... we can ride a horse...
and if we want milk or a steak
A goat or a buffalo we can take
The thing that saber girls are best at doing
is grazing on grass and loudly mooing
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10-20-2004, 04:54 PM
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| It's been a while since I've posted, but I couldn't resist adding to this thread. I should be easy to spot in this photo, and forgive me for fencing without a mask. http://www.foreveryoungphotos.com/Ph...15_1709241.JPG
I'll see if I can fine one with Moonitic in it and post that as well.....
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10-20-2004, 05:11 PM
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| Let's see...the one whose face you can see? | |
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10-20-2004, 08:51 PM
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| Looks more like a crotch-kicker to me.
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10-20-2004, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Katman Looks more like a crotch-kicker to me. | Actually, it was in the stomach. http://hometown.aol.com/moonitic/images/castphoto.jpg
lol...guess the fencer(s) in THIS photo!
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10-20-2004, 09:13 PM
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10-21-2004, 12:32 AM
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| Not to be a smarta**, but the ones with the weapons?  (Other then that I don't know enough people here to guess who they are.) | |
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10-21-2004, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by gamerdork Not to be a smarta**, but the ones with the weapons? (Other then that I don't know enough people here to guess who they are.) | Only partially right. Everyone in the picture is in stage combat, but there are a precious few actually trained in the sport of fencing. Two have already been mentioned in previous posts...but there are more.
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