10-11-2004, 01:16 PM
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| Not trying to one up you but I have actually been shot by a wax bullet in the peaches. I was in Kuwait teaching CQB skills to their military and once we were finished teaching we send them through a "kill house" with live aggressors. As one of the aggressors I had my simunition barrels on my guns and all the protective gear. Body armor, helmet, face guard, the works. Couldn't find my cup. They enter a room I lit the first two guys up before being hit by a barrage of simunitions. As I'm squating down to a seated possition I get hit directly between them. Nice strawberry in the middle of my sack. Not only did it hurt but it got so swollen I was afraid I would get a hydroseal. Very painful.
Moral of story: Protect your peaches!!!!
P.S. Cornflower with an injury to "the boys" rarely is the answer to go immediately and rough up the suspect.
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10-11-2004, 01:31 PM
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| Right, in an emergency, first call ems.
Then see if you can find a suitable rescuer to Begin "rescue breathing". | |
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10-11-2004, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by latenight Right, in an emergency, first call ems.
Then see if you can find a suitable rescuer to Begin "rescue breathing". | The more you post the more I like the way you think.
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10-11-2004, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by damion18d P.S. Cornflower with an injury to "the boys" rarely is the answer to go immediately and rough up the suspect. | I said that? 
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10-11-2004, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by lochinvar Anecdote: I directed a bout where--if you'll believe it--the two fencers simultaneously hit each other in the stones. Both fell to the strip moaning, and I had to call the next bout while they composed themselves. (They finished their bout after.) I'm sure it was painful, but it was hard not to burst out laughing... | I wish I could have seen that. Even they had to admit that it was funny.
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10-11-2004, 06:07 PM
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| I was fencing foil with one of my friend who has a rather unorthodox style, when I was attacking he jumped up quite high and went for my back and my flick ended up hitting him right there. I beleive he got the point, but fell down promptly upon returning to the ground and curled into a ball and stayed that way for a while. I felt badly about it, but the rest of my class pretty much just laughed for the ten minutes he was on the floor. Fencing is a cruel sport.
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10-11-2004, 08:12 PM
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| heehee that shirt's from my club. And they follow that rule there, too.
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10-12-2004, 11:40 PM
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| OMG!!! I'm like crying! 
What a great post! I defiently loved the one when the guys hit each other at the same time. So funny. 
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10-13-2004, 07:02 AM
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| Artisan wrote: "A shin guard is not a bad idea - but probably has a high wuss factor associated with it."
Artisan, what would you rather have, damaged nerves in your lower legs, possibly even chipped shins? Well if you think there is a wuss factor to it, then how come the FIE have a 1600N standard on all approved clothing?? (I think ATM its 1600N, I could be wrong...you get the point)
Did you lose your intellect when someone stabbed you in the balls the first or the second time, because you thought wearing a box was wussy?
Get a grip.
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10-13-2004, 07:04 AM
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| As you can tell, I have no sympathy whatsoever for men who don't wear a box.
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10-13-2004, 07:38 AM
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| Sabress, "box" has a certain ribald slang connotation here in the US...there are a whole crowd of jokes jostling each other to be first out of my brain and onto the page...don't know how long I can contain them... | |
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10-13-2004, 09:50 AM
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| Yup, I'd be happy to "wear a box".  | |
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10-13-2004, 11:59 AM
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| *hangs head*
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10-13-2004, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower Well, make it happy again, buy a porno and lube up. | Unless this means something else? I can't think what you would be refering to.
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10-13-2004, 09:18 PM
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#55 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| It's pretty straightforward Damion.  I've never heard anyone call a cup a box, before, though. hmmmm.... | |
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10-13-2004, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Sabress, "box" has a certain ribald slang connotation here in the US...there are a whole crowd of jokes jostling each other to be first out of my brain and onto the page...don't know how long I can contain them... | Tell us as many as you can. You are the King of Puns. Your puns are the best... EVER! I love bad puns, they're sooo bad that it's punny, oh wait, I meant 'funny'.
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10-13-2004, 09:26 PM
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#57 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| ::shakes head in disgust:: lol | |
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10-13-2004, 11:02 PM
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| *raises eyebrow*
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10-14-2004, 03:48 AM
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| *Watchs, as the thread flies off topic like an evangelist at a Rocky Horror showing*
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10-15-2004, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower Tell us as many as you can. You are the King of Puns. Your puns are the best... EVER! I love bad puns, they're sooo bad that it's punny, oh wait, I meant 'funny'. | Tsk! Asking for it! Someone oughta box your ears... | |
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