10-08-2004, 09:31 PM
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#21 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by cornflower Well, make it happy again, buy a porno and lube up. | roflmao- sry, caught me by surprise. That's funy | 
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10-08-2004, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower although I'm sure it wouldn't have been the same if I had a dick and balls. | Holy crap are you frank. | 
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10-08-2004, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs Holy crap are you frank. | Am I Frank? No, I'm not. Are you Bob?
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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10-08-2004, 10:00 PM
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| *is laughing too hard to make a coherent post*
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10-09-2004, 12:56 AM
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| this is quite humorous... lol this is effing great. 
Westley man.. i don't wear a cup either... too lazy to buy one
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10-09-2004, 01:02 AM
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| This one thread has convinced me to invest in a cup.
Very, very quickly
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10-09-2004, 01:24 AM
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| Yay! A convert!
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10-09-2004, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Epictetus This one thread has convinced me to invest in a cup.
Very, very quickly | Do it. QUICK. Before you lose your every chance of having children.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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10-09-2004, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by cornflower Do it. QUICK. Before you lose your every chance of having children. | That's why they come in pairs...you're allowed to be stupid once - just once. http://www.cafepress.com/fapmerch.11485852 | |
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10-09-2004, 10:39 AM
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| lol what a great shirt... I should invest...
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10-09-2004, 08:15 PM
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#31 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| It's not like I suddenly lost all my masculinity- except I do find the sudden urge to wear a sweater, drink diet coke, and fence foil. | |
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10-09-2004, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley No matter the pain, never back out of a chance to flant the size of your biggie-me. |
Yes. | |
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10-09-2004, 10:33 PM
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| hehehe, this is quite funny.
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10-10-2004, 02:49 AM
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| Westly, female fencers are always told to wear breast protectors, and they do it. With male fencers, it's recommended, but I don't know any male fencers that wear them. No doubt it would have hurt, but you should have always been wearing a box.
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10-10-2004, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by cornflower I'm not going to act all dumb and go - "Geez, just WHY does my name keep getting mentioned in these kind of threads?". Hehehehehe! Getting hit in the crotch while epee fencing isn't pretty, it's happened to me before  although I'm sure it wouldn't have been the same if I had a dick and balls. | Time to drag out an old (-95) r.s.f. post: (boldface added by me)
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Hi--following your conversation about equipment and amusement about
protection. I'm a 45 year old Mother of 1 who just took up fencing this
year after watching my son long enough. I not only bought the best
equipment I could afford, I am the only person I know who fences epee with
shin guards under my socks. That was after the first time I fenced epee
in a tournament and a fellow student wanted to practice with me, he hit my
leg and drew blood through the sock--so from now on shin guards.
I even was hit by a beginning foil fencer in a tournament who squatted and ran his foil into my internal genital area--I had to leave to go to the
Doctor for an internal exam and antibiotics. I actually thought about
wearing the women's hockey cup I saw for sale. But I figure that was a
once in a lifetime experience.
Don't feel silly at all--it is your body, and you want to enjoy fencing.
You need the confidence of being safe. What can we say about where
someone else draws the line about their safety.
Good luck and good fencing!
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So, this applies to both genders.
Have a nice time, and donīt win the Darwin Awards!
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10-10-2004, 03:38 PM
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#36 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Ow. Talk about your bad days. I was lucky, though, it could have gotten infected. That's one one place you DON'T want amputated. Or worse, leeches..... Eeewwwwwwwwwww! Cool! | |
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10-10-2004, 04:43 PM
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| I swear I saw a WE fencer at the olympics wearing a shinguard on her front leg. It dosn't seem that bad of an idea, actually. Personally, though, I just make sure I don't get hit there. Hits should hurt. It reminds you not to do the stupid things. | |
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10-11-2004, 05:24 AM
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| I have heard that soccer shin guards are useful for epeeists. I'm not an epeeist, just a sabreur, and thusly, better then you! *lol* 
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10-11-2004, 10:48 AM
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| A shin guard is not a bad idea - but probably has a high wuss factor associated with it. Also - you show up to bout with shin protector is like saying: " I get hit there so often I need protection since I cannot defend a low attack." Then again a typical double-thinking epeeist may conclude: "they want me to think they have no low defence when they really do, so I'll feint low and go high" which of course leads to " I know you think you know what I think I know..."
Actually if there's a part of the leg that needs protection more then the spot where both legs meet, its got to be the front knee cap. A hit to the shin will be painful but a hit to the knee cap could be destructive. | |
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10-11-2004, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by westley No matter the pain, never back out of a chance to flant the size of your biggie-me. | Hate to do it but you misspelled flaunt wrong.. 
It's f-l-a-u-n-t
not f-l-a-n-t
'Cause Flant sounds like flat... and that's not good.
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