10-08-2004, 03:16 PM
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#21 | | Senior Member
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| I'd hang out at park picnic tables/the mall food court and help clear tables before I'd think of snaring, killing, skinning, some chow! Even going to Sam's Club to pester the demonstration ladies would be a better choice so far as I'm concerned! | 
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10-08-2004, 03:51 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
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| A passionate regard for the importance of Sentimentality will almost certainly insure Planetary Domination by the Cockroachs. (They'd eat squirrels.) | |
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10-08-2004, 06:17 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari I'd hang out at park picnic tables/the mall food court and help clear tables before I'd think of snaring, killing, skinning, some chow! Even going to Sam's Club to pester the demonstration ladies would be a better choice so far as I'm concerned! | Then I suppose I shouldn't even start talking about the bunny rabbits, huh? | |
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10-08-2004, 07:00 PM
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#24 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Soldier Then I suppose I shouldn't even start talking about the bunny rabbits, huh? | Bunny rabbits are soooo cute! Especially their earsies and tailsies...
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10-08-2004, 07:01 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member
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| Unfortunately, they do not taste very good.
Especially their earsies and tailsies... | |
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10-08-2004, 07:02 PM
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#26 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Hey, maybe if you'd try COOKING them first...  | |
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10-08-2004, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Hey, maybe if you'd try COOKING them first... | good pun!!!! Bravo! Bravo! your best yet. Soldiers new nickname is gollum!
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10-08-2004, 07:36 PM
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#28 | | Senior Member
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| Borrow a sabre from your fencing club, and eat squirrel kabob like us real saberists do! Fresh and uncooked. Yesss........ Nasty hobbitses ruin good squirrlies. | |
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10-08-2004, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Hey, maybe if you'd try COOKING them first... | What do you think ruined them?? | |
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10-08-2004, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by RogueNine Borrow a sabre from your fencing club, and eat squirrel kabob like us real saberists do! Fresh and uncooked. | Ways to throw off your opponent in fencing:
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("Damn it, sir! He got blood on my lamé again!") | 
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10-08-2004, 11:33 PM
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#31 | | Senior Member
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| According to Joy of Cooking when preparing squirrel you should cut of the head and drain the blood, reserving it to thicken gravy/ sauce. Oh- and never boil blood
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10-09-2004, 12:25 AM
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#32 | | Senior Member
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| woah. I had Heifellschiaver or whatever (bunny meat)... it was really good... I liked it ! 
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10-09-2004, 02:19 AM
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| Here's a tip. If you want to lure a goose or duck close enough to catch it for hunting or such just keep flipping a quarter in the air so it catches the light. They get mezzed, rush over to you, and will all stand like 2 feet away from you watching the shiny coin and be at your mercy.
Also, with squirrel and rat, the way you know its done is the fur falls off as you're cooking it over the fire.  | |
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10-09-2004, 02:23 AM
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#34 | | Senior Member
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| I wouldn't use a blowgun for it. Unless you have the right poison to stun it you'll end up with the dart not killing the squirrel most likely and running around with a dart in it upsetting everyone who sees it. Quote: |
Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! If you want to kill a squirrel sniper style, use a blowgun. Squirrel=Tastes JUST like chicken. Only not quite like chicken. But it tastes good. Dont shoot with anything under 50 caliber, or you wont have a big enough wound channel, also, USE BROADHEADS! | | |
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10-09-2004, 10:29 AM
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| i kinda like the tickling of fur at the back of my throat...
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10-10-2004, 09:56 PM
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#36 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| This reminds me of the rabbit killing scene in "Roger and Me." God that was awful. ;( | |
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10-10-2004, 09:57 PM
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#37 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by HillBilly i kinda like the tickling of fur at the back of my throat... | That could mean multiple things- and they're all gross.  | |
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